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exaggerated rituals of class superiorityabout 6 hours ago from web
i think this nicotine patch is whispering things at me. not sure where i got this urgent wish to go see OLIVER!12:54 PM Jul 4th from web
@ballsandmyword give me your money10:37 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to ballsandmyword
coffee shop employee, please stop playing Girl Talk8:06 AM Jul 3rd from mobile web
http://hnn.us/roundup/entri...7:52 AM Jul 2nd from web
let me get this straight. you can blank my blank but i can't buy you a drink?7:40 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFox
next time i change jobs i am taking two months off and sailing to st helena. http://is.gd/1kQMe empty tomb being #1 tourist attraction = rad2:54 PM Jul 1st from web
273K word copyediting assignment just landed on my shoulder. giant cash-filled bluebird with a song full of grammar errors12:59 PM Jul 1st from web
ichiro is going to get his 2000th MLB hit later this year7:29 PM Jun 30th from web
http://bit.ly/TsGGi10:54 AM Jun 30th from web
http://bit.ly/NmR841:20 PM Jun 29th from TwitterFox
@whet idea for your wedding party dress code: http://bit.ly/13l7NU7:19 AM Jun 29th from web
http://bit.ly/uark37:49 PM Jun 28th from web
shame on brazil for sandbagging1:21 PM Jun 28th from web
where does jenny sanford hang out? cf "Suzanne Dorn: That's not why I'm here. I don't chase ball players."1:18 PM Jun 27th from web
NYC anti-smoking PSA about the guy dying while hallucinating about seeing his daughter get married may have broken my will to keep smoking12:27 PM Jun 27th from web
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...11:19 AM Jun 27th from web
was just alerted to existence of the neologism "homocaust"1:26 PM Jun 26th from web
holy shit want so bad: http://bit.ly/voA0j10:42 AM Jun 26th from web
yay, my bank! http://bit.ly/11Kr4I7:23 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox

Name peter t. beatty
Location new york
Web http://www.1984pr...
Bio book publishing dude, minor sociopath, cult favorite

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