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  1. Your only competition is yourself. And those mother fuckers on eBay. This tie is mine!!
  2. @pizzadreams Oh shit! Paying rent might be a good idea.
  3. I have two zits on my face. Maybe I don't need anti-aging cream after all.
  4. After downloading their r&b album, I'm shocked to realize that friends I've known for 10+ years are, in fact, African Americans.
  5. Just purchased my first anti-aging skin cream. My goal is to make my face looks as immature and irresponsible as my personality.
  6. @lizgiel @allisonjanney I just realized that both of you have Tommy blogs.
  7. @JESSsnell Ha! Lizzy posted that as a joke. I made no such claims.
  8. "The Spirit of the Land is Inside Me" -New image series on http://youarewhatyoulookat.com
  9. @kevdiamond Sharks? http://i.imgur.com/MpUyV.jpg
  10. RT @lizgiel: I'm a liar. Also, my son is starting to look just like me!!! http://ow.ly/KpBB
  11. My best of '09 list? Taylor Swift, cutest girl.
  12. @allisonjanney Hourly S&M breaks? What???
  13. I wanna be like Mike. But do I have to dress like him? http://tinyurl.com/yc26bdl
  14. @michelleswanson Downtown. He really liked us and used to visit: http://tinyurl.com/ygvt82b
  15. @michelleswanson I was once proud neighbor to an albino squirrel. We alternated between calling him "Albi" and "White Boy."
  16. @lizgiel Cyber space can be cold. You'd better wear your Starter jacket.
  17. @makeisha Awwwwww!!!
  18. Life is a bitch, but at least she's hot. The blog post. http://nobrandlikehome.com
  19. I'm not watching Twilight right now. And even if i were, you can't prove it.
  20. @lizgiel FFFFFFFML!!