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  1. Where are all the people?
  2. So, apparently we will be having both Mr. Spock AND a live Giant Pacific Octopus at the wedding. What kind of cake goes with that?
  3. Oh, hi. I'm engaged. And stuff.
  4. Three little pieces of cantaloupe and two meager pieces of pineapple does not a fruit salad make.
  5. @kittygutz My current driver license picture is much the same.
  6. @chazzbot YES. With pickles.
  7. I need a nap, or a sandwich. Or, both.
  8. @Oh2BeTall I've only just moved here, but all the locals say Paragoonah; it's a little odd, but apparently that's the town's original name.
  9. @missdansie I disagree with your stance on snow, but I TOTALLY agree with your stance on the ridiculousness that is Twilight. #vomit
  10. WHY IS IT STILL SNOWING?
  11. @ericthehamster Is it a quoting Nietzsche kind of day?
  12. @susanmercedes I wish I were on a plane to Vegas. #snow
  13. It's been snowing for an hour. Is it spring yet?
  14. If you can't figure out how to work the DOORKNOB, maybe you shouldn't go inside.
  15. I see City Weekly got the aforementioned fax, too: http://bit.ly/2knMvU
  16. Did anyone else get that crazy "America Forever" fax today? What a bunch of horrible, insane, hateful people.
  17. @ericthehamster At least you have a time traveler. I have a couple of attention whores and ultraconservatives.
  18. I am utterly baffled by some of my latest followers.
  19. Today marks exactly five months until my birthday. For those of you keeping track.
  20. RT @ badbanana: Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me.