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  1. i have some google wave invites but you're not man enough for them. about 16 hours ago from web
  2. just did a hundred push-ups. not even hard. yeah. vegan. 3:17 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. So, I don't have testicular cancer. 9:31 AM Nov 20th from twidroid
  4. North beach starts smelling like BOD MAN once the sun goes down. 5:41 PM Nov 19th from twidroid
  5. i got a salad and a cookie and of course i'm eating the cookie first. 1:10 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. RT @ramonbautista bored while stuck in traffic? Try hot n spicy peanuts and no drink. I think its fun 8:48 AM Nov 18th from twidroid
  7. Girls: if your boyfriend wears light jeans, dumphimno questionshesaloser. 1:12 PM Nov 17th from twidroid
  8. dropped my phone into a bowl of masala noodles, used my "idunnowhahappend" face and got it replaced. 2:50 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. @ArielCoffing you're only here for the weekend? WTF. 2:48 PM Nov 14th from web
  10. @Kaylen_K yea right. I know you're making that law firm money. False modesty is a major turn off. Ps I heart you. 10:50 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. I need a new wallet, one that doesn't make my ass look big. 8:00 AM Nov 13th from twidroid
  12. @Kaylen_K seen it dawg. The asian lady was dressed like heavy d and the boyz. 6:25 PM Nov 12th from twidroid in reply to Kaylen_K
  13. I'm pretty much always lifting weights. 6:24 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  14. Crazy chinese lady is singing on the bus and I'm expecting to see a real live dragon any second now. 4:50 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  15. "Mushroom quesadilla" is the most disgusting combination of words I've ever heard. 12:37 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  16. @kdn13 guys in the south want to overturn roe v. wade. 12:30 PM Nov 12th from twidroid in reply to kdn13
  17. If you can't bench more than 200 pounds you can never be my friend. 12:22 PM Nov 11th from twidroid
  18. Me too but replace anderson with -ley snipes. RT @AmandaHuttenga I am such a sucker for wes anderson and his films. 5:27 PM Nov 10th from twidroid
  19. thank you corona, i feel like ass on a platter. thank you very much. 2:19 PM Nov 9th from web
  20. ESTA NOCHE IS THE BEST BAR IN THE WORLD. 5:59 PM Nov 8th from twidroid