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  1. I'm getting disturbed by Apple's iPhone code signing mandate. The iPhone is a back door to bring this to your desktop computer. This is bad. 12:30 PM Jan 25th from web
  2. Good news everyone! 11:30 AM Jan 23rd from mobile web
  3. Really? Five guns in my house and the ammunition is down in the basement? 5:59 AM Jan 18th from web
  4. I should have checked before opening this Duckhorn merlot. It's kind of a waste without the crackers. 5:53 AM Jan 18th from web
  5. Although my cat likes to lick it plain off the tip of my finger, I find that this is not satisfying for me -- I only like it on crackers. 5:49 AM Jan 18th from web
  6. I have an entire can of aerosol "Easy Cheese" in my hand, but I don't have any crackers... My life is awful. 5:45 AM Jan 18th from web
  7. Yet, most people think that the aerosol cheese sprayed from a can is called "Cheez Whiz"... It's not, OK? It's totally different. 5:41 AM Jan 18th from web
  8. Second of all, one squirts from a nozzle like shaving cream whereas the other must be scraped from a jar. How can you confuse the two? 5:36 AM Jan 18th from web
  9. First of all, "Easy Cheese" actually tastes good whereas "Cheez Whiz" is horrible and nasty. 5:33 AM Jan 18th from web
  10. OK, so "Cheez Whiz" is totally not the same as "Easy Cheese" -- an aerosol cheese that sprays from a can. Cheeze Whiz comes from a jar. 5:31 AM Jan 18th from web
  11. Oh my goodness... thing are about to get weird... just for the record, I was about to go to sleep... that was my plan... OK? Right... what? 2:40 AM Jan 18th from web
  12. They didn't disolve into a sea of noise luke so many other bands... 2:34 AM Jan 18th from mobile web
  13. Their sound worked with my bad ear. 2:33 AM Jan 18th from mobile web
  14. Glad I caught the "Meat Puppets" tonight. their spun 2:32 AM Jan 18th from mobile web
  15. The Meat Puppets! I almost crashed my bike, but it wasn't a big deal. 1:49 AM Jan 18th from mobile web
  16. @greytalyn Beretta, Spork, Range, Chez Spencer, Farina, Delfina, Bar Bambino, Range, Bar Tartine. Gee, this makes me sound like a douchebag. 1:55 AM Jan 17th from web in reply to greytalyn
  17. Here is my writeup of how I killed our engineering server with Aptitude: http://tinyurl.com/8m52kf 2:04 PM Jan 15th from web
  18. I killed our engineering server -- SVN and Trac. I just wanted ctags. I GTFO when I saw them coming with pitchforks and torches. 8:46 PM Jan 14th from web
  19. @dnonast I believe the word to describe you is "tool". 6:53 PM Jan 13th from web in reply to dnonast
  20. If I my kidneys and lower back hurts and it takes forever to pee, does that mean I might have a kidney stone? 6:39 PM Jan 13th from web