noahsaidwhat
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"If you have a conference call with Santa, make sure he puts me on the nice list. Or I'm gonna kick your butt!"
7:49 AM Dec 18th
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"I'm in New Jersey and my binoculars can see you all the way in California but there's a cop car in the way & you can't use your cell phone"
6:38 PM Dec 8th
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@ - You ever hear of loafers or shoes without laces?
7:26 AM Dec 6th
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in reply to rmzz
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(line at Thanksgiving pageant) "To remember this time so long ago, we continue to celebrate this feast today."
11:23 AM Nov 25th
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"Let's call up all of the telemarketers and ask them for their money"
7:59 AM Oct 22nd
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"Daddy, I need you to give me money so that I can do some BUSINESS!!!"
2:41 PM Oct 21st
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(earlier) "I'm only going to hug you when my new toy lights up and spins"
8:32 PM Oct 13th
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@ - herper wins re: jersey vs. new jersey. springsteen trumps all
7:43 PM Oct 9th
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"Miss Marie (teacher at daycare) can blow up my Jackal hand because she's got a lot of air in her."
12:08 PM Oct 8th
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"I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and cries. WAAH, WAAH, WAAH!!!"
1:41 PM Sep 29th
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"This is all too much for me, and I can't take it anymore." (Noah, upon waking up after wearing heart monitor for night)
10:41 AM Sep 29th
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(Dad) "What does B-O-O spell?" (Noah) "Jets"
7:13 PM Sep 28th
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"I hurted my hand and now I can't play Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
7:45 PM Aug 29th
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"If I wear my gloves when I pee, does that mean I don't have to wash my hands when I'm done?"
10:55 AM Aug 23rd
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"2 plus 2 is 4. DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
4:18 PM Aug 14th
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(on the road) - "Oh, no, it's the cops. They're gonna take my cookie!"
6:51 PM Aug 8th
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"Why did you get home so late from work - isn't your work boring?"
6:37 AM Jul 24th
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"Dr. O (our pediatrician) was my friend, until he gave Avery a lot of shots. Now he's not my friend either."
12:40 PM Jul 23rd
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@ - better first pitch thrower - "W" or Obama?
7:46 AM Jul 14th
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in reply to PTIShow
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.Mah mah mah favorite song is Pa Pa Pa Pa Poker Face
5:04 AM Jul 10th
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- Name noahsaidwhat
- Location Livingston, NJ
- Bio Musing of a 4-year-old character - dad's in healthcare PR, that's why he follows you
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