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  1. "Das Vadanya, Daddy. In Spanish, that means TWO vadanyas" (credit to Phinneas and Ferb)
  2. (optimism) - "If you get fired at work today, does that mean you can come home early?"
  3. (while on swing Sunday ) "I'm flying to Saturn, gonna take all the rings and turn them into hula hoops"
  4. "(redacted) has a red nose because he was digging for boogers too hard!"
  5. "Are you having a baby, Daddy? Cause your stomach is REAL big!" (that's when I ate him)
  6. "The new twins are 'zackly the same. The got the same clothes and the same UNDERWEAR!! But they got different names, so I can tell."
  7. @Coleend - If Noah knew, he'd say thanks for the shout out.
  8. "I'm not scared of the monsters 'cause I know they gots my back."
  9. How do you like my new picture? Dad took it on my birthday.
  10. "Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm gonna eat pizza and cupcakes and chocolate and wear underpants!"
  11. "I invent things with my imagination and then make cool stuff!"
  12. "I'm gonna take the Florida weather back to New Jersey and send the New Jersey weather to Florida so they can have winter"
  13. "I don't wanna do what you wanna me to do - I wanna do what I want me to do!"
  14. "Avery's dressed up for Valentine's Day today but she's not having a party in daycare because she's too little to eat treats!"
  15. "It's my mommy's birthday and we're having cupcakes!"
  16. "I'm gonna invite all my friends over to my house and we're going to have a POTTY FESTIVAL!"
  17. "When I grow up I'm gonna be a fireman builder inventor"
  18. "I'm not Democrat - I'm not Republican. I'm a NOAH!!!"
  19. "INTERESTING!!! The leg doctor took my bending away and now I can't bend to pick up my toy so you have to do it, Daddy."
  20. "If I have too many Happy Meals, I'm gonna turn in to a chicken nugget!"