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  1. Ease on down, ease on down the road.
  2. Fuck Pandas.
  3. I wish I knew what my secret to having 89 twitter followers is, so that I can get 89 more.
  4. Setting fire to the woodwork of my sanity
  5. Fully replenished my candy and soda stocks for the week. I expect them to last me until the end of the day.
  6. And a rovin', a rovin', a rovin' I'll go; for a pair of brown eyes.
  7. Where would I be without my self-destructive behaviors?
  8. Waiting for love to be fashionable again.
  9. is a dashing rogue, a cannibal gentleman; a villain who strikes fear into the hearts of many.
  10. In a bad spot emotionally, financially and mentally.
  11. "I'm drinking stars!"
  12. Furball is a lesser woman.
  13. We're a simple folk; we live off bacon and kill for fun. You get used to it after a while.
  14. Man, I hate Fridays.
  15. Boycotting starkist tuna. Charlie Tuna is a monster, he has the blood of people on his fins.
  16. Someone needs to save me from myself.
  17. @rawls Probably still looking for work somewhere. Talk about a no-name.
  18. @rawls Like, have you ever seen "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"?
  19. You won't get over a girl like her that easily, son.
  20. Yay! I just found my tape! Now I can finish bagging my comic books! Yay comic books!