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  1. "Leadership is doing what has to be done." - QB Tony Romo
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook Make Jewish children feel culturally significant by telling them the fat man in the red suit is Moses.
  3. “Not a real Torah, but sort of a mock Torah. I feel sorry I’m not Jewish sometimes.” -Sen. Orrin Hatch on Torah in his office
  4. Carmelo Anthony is good at basketball #nuggets
  5. RT @paulinobrener: FREE audiobooks in #Spanish from LibriVox http://bit.ly/4yWZna - Enjoy!
  6. @AmberTozer you coming back to CO to tell jokes this holiday season?
  7. http://appventcalendar.com/ Good gimmick: Free iPhone app a day until xmas
  8. Dear #Broncos defense: I missed you. No hard feelings about disappearing act you pulled in November. Welcome home.
  9. Nice to see Eddie Royal back in action. Go #Broncos
  10. I hear he wore the barrel at his own wedding RT @denverpost Tim McKernan, the "Barrel Man," to #Broncos fans, dies http://bit.ly/65gKav
  11. Great time last night @untitledDAM. If you live in Denver, "Embrace!" exhibit at Denver Art Museum is a must see...incredible stuff
  12. If clouds were people too, would people still pray for them to over drink and vomit?
  13. Chauncey Billups is to acting as homework is to free time: a job gets done but nobody else gets enjoyment out of watching you work.
  14. #marchmadness is not an onset condition RT @Devingo913 NYT: @danshanoff taking his boy to 1st basketball game http://tinyurl.com/yl3efkz
  15. I love Country but am first to admit that country holiday music is less tolerable than a 3lb cyst on your tongue #christmasmusic
  16. NYT: Reducing obesity to 1987 levels would produce $ savings sufficient to cover cost of insuring all Americans
  17. Dear RubberMaid: it's been real but time for a big kid dresser has arrived http://yfrog.com/3316501089j
  18. When will I learn to tell @dinachaz that my flight arrives 40 minutes earlier than it actually does? #fail
  19. Looking to use QR code in my class RT @MGellman: Just tried the Augmented Reality issue of Esquire. http://tinyurl.com/yc4qylj
  20. Could you fill $10 roll with all the quarters it's been since the #Broncos offense scored a touchdown? #nfl