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  1. Can think of 100 excuses to skip the gym but the results of my s'more, hotdog, margarita, movie popcorn diet has convinced me to go.
  2. Me: Why do you always have to have the last word: He: I don't. Me: Yes, you do. He (under his breath so he thinks I can't hear): I don't.
  3. Professional Pet Peeve: Clients who ask me for info that's on the effin' plan. Did you even bother to LOOK AT IT!?!?!?
  4. Amazing how a good haircut can make you feel 10 years younger.
  5. @cmjena0925 No, but only because they don't have opposable thumbs ;)
  6. @silentq More like "Real Spoiled Brats of Manhattan"!
  7. My tiny, black, cold stone heart is actually starting to feel sorry for these NY Prep kids. Must be the wine. Nevermind.
  8. .@jeanenne - You should have what my hubby and I call "Everyone fends for themselves tonight" night ;)
  9. .@jeanenne - I think so too!
  10. Sometimes I'm not proud of my TV viewing choices ::::cough NY Prep cough:::
  11. Hubs feels bad he's leaving me to go play tennis so I tried to contain my excitement - a facial, glass of wine and Tivo in peace and quiet!
  12. A sign in our n'hood said "Lost Chicken" and another underneath that said "Found Chicken". What are the odds it's not the same chicken?
  13. So aside from a bunch of pot smokers running amok, what are the downsides of legalizing pot in California?
  14. Just got my new MacbookPro battery and I ordered the wrong one - ack!! But I just spoke to the 2 nicest customer service people!!
  15. Oh man, Oscar Mayer died.
  16. RT @santacruzshows @robdspain @fauna 7/12 ,1:00p.m. TWIN LAKES BEACH bring the kids, the dog & something to grill. #sctweetup please RT
  17. I could think of worse ways to go! RT @gruber Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate: http://bit.ly/gloop
  18. Here's a headline I really didn't need to read at 8:30 in the morning - "Old lady finds fawn, beats it with a shovel" Nice work, Grandma.
  19. .@mediadarwin - I'd expect to see that as your Twitter photo :)
  20. According to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll, 7 out of 10 Republicans likely to vote for Palin in 2012. WOW.