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- Okay, I know side effect jokes are played out, but these are literally more than half the ad: http://xrl.us/be23z9about 5 hours ago from web
- My Friday afternoon commute can seriously go fuck itself. If I ever see that guy on the street, I'm gonna kick his ass.6:12 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Boy, this thing is just all kinds of fucking weird: http://bit.ly/pD6Ym10:04 PM Jul 7th from web
- Started today with Grizzly Bear, then LCD Soundsystem, now Radiohead. At this rate, I'm gonna need a record by Jesus Christ next.12:33 PM Jul 7th from web
- I am surprisingly disappointed to discover that prawns just look like big shrimp. I mean, come on guys. You're better than that.9:43 PM Jul 6th from web
- @JonisDelicious AT&T. Turns out the iPhone has a "find employment" app.9:36 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to JonisDelicious
- @knguyen "Stillness is the Move" live: as good as "Shaking Hand," only sexier. Rest of the show: meh.11:34 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to knguyen
- @knguyen I love "discouraged worker" as a euphemism for "lazy pessimist."12:10 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to knguyen
- @djcampb Oh my God. Even the comments are amazing. Apparently, using nails to hang pictures is "thinking inside the box." (Great work, btw)8:05 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to djcampb
- Lookee here, maw! Yer boy's a workin' man!11:21 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- City life can be pretty tough. Yesterday, for example, I had to carry a case of beer and a gallon of milk nearly a full mile.2:43 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- "Ya nevah duff a putta." I love British golf commentators.2:32 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- YouTube at its best: Great song, insipid video, comments that destroy your faith in humanity — http://bit.ly/fTsCE11:10 AM Jun 26th from web
- Cooked with wine today, wearing a white shirt. I look like I brutally stabbed the Grimace to death. (Reference: http://xrl.us/beyint)9:26 PM Jun 25th from web
- What if every irrelevant 80s icon died this week? COULD CIVILIZATION HOLD TOGETHER?4:55 PM Jun 25th from web
- Dred locks. Bald spot.
It's as bad as you imagine.3:26 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- (The album is available here: http://exoticbirdsandfruit.... )3:34 PM Jun 24th from web
- Dirty Projectors Update: The opening guitar sound is just beautiful. I'd probably go see them just for that.3:25 PM Jun 24th from web
- @heeeybattabatta That's awesome! He should drive to Europe so he can be super-relevant like I was. (Still got the shirt, btw.)3:24 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to heeeybattabatta
- Friday Night Lights: holy shit.8:51 PM Jun 23rd from web
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- Name Nick Martens
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://bygonebure...
- Bio You certainly miss a great deal of human drama and adventure while locked away in this tiny, airless room.
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