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  1. Your setbacks are like slingshots propelling you into your future. Of course, be careful where you aim this time. Brick walls hurt.
  2. This funny feeling in my shoe I think is a hole in my sock.
  3. You lift weights; I lift steaks.
  4. stepped in dog poo, yet returns to the office.
  5. That's what dads do. We break up your fun to make you rake leaves.
  6. What's with all these words?! Where are the pictures?!
  7. has 97 Gmail invites left.
  8. @levalley I can help
  9. graduated from the U of Wendy's with a degree in ghettology.
  10. Man! I didn't mute the phone.
  11. According to AP, the economy grew 3.5% signaling the end of the recession.
  12. has a computer #ObviousThings
  13. Hey! Shoot me (Yay!) .... an email (ahh!).
  14. Monday. Monday. Monday.
  15. Fumbling Florida. #hogs
  16. Chuck E. Cheese it is! ... wait ... what'd I just agree to?
  17. This person looks just like 50 cent. They have the same body type and everything. I wonder if she can rap.
  18. @hardwyre I didn't get any invites. I had at least 4 people in mind off the top too.
  19. The wife has been talking with the kids almost an hour for not obeying (and life lessons). I hate to break this up; I'm hungry.
  20. Parenting. *sigh*