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  1. Never trust a dog to watch your food
  2. In an Ohio cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
  3. Sign On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak."
  4. Questionable Definitions - Porcupine n., A craving for bacon.
  5. If men got pregnant morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
  6. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid
  7. Christmas Tune - Wisemen: http://cli.gs/wise from RoughMix the cast about how music is made (http://cli.gs/RM)
  8. Life is too short to worry about how short life is
  9. Why doesn't real life have a music soundtrack?
  10. Follow my tweet on time travel yesterday - Brian D. Kelley
  11. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious
  12. Questionable Definitions - Misty n., How golfers create divots
  13. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain & bought jewelry.
  14. Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software
  15. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
  16. With money in your pocket, you are wise, you are handsome and you sing well too - Yiddish Proverb
  17. Signs of the Times: on bumper sticker - Caution, I drive like you do
  18. The internet is a great way to get on the net - Bob Dole
  19. Questionable Definitions - Hearsay n., What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
  20. Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry - Mark Twain