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When life hands you gators, make Gatorade
about 2 hours ago
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Product you'll never see: fur lined spittoon
about 5 hours ago
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Questionable Definitions - Primate n., Removing your husband from in front of the TV
about 6 hours ago
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People will follow your footsteps more readily than they will follow your advice
about 7 hours ago
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sponsored FOXnews reported #1 online $8 Rx glasses store: ZenniOptical.com. 5600+styles! Holiday Frames! Check it out.
about 7 hours ago
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Talent hits the target which no one else can hit; genius hits the target which no one else can see.
about 9 hours ago
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose
about 12 hours ago
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RT @ You know you are getting old when you save and pass on articles about how to freeze cheese, when cheese really means cheese
about 15 hours ago
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People with true character show it when nobody else is present
about 18 hours ago
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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese or antique dealer, or if you sell antique cheese - Brian D. Kelley
about 21 hours ago
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
about 24 hours ago
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Questionable Sports Definition - Batter-up n., what happens when there is an explosion at a pancake restaurant - Brian D. Kelley
3:30 AM Nov 14th
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and 1 for the road."
2:30 AM Nov 14th
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Questionable Definitions - Acupuncture n., a jab well done.
1:00 AM Nov 14th
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RT @ Questionable Definition - Foul Ball n., dance party for chickens, turkeys, ducks and geese
12:25 AM Nov 14th
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Sign At a photo studio: "Have your kids shot while you wait"
9:20 PM Nov 13th
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Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river
6:15 PM Nov 13th
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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck happened
3:10 PM Nov 13th
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday
12:05 PM Nov 13th
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RT @ Questionable Sports Definition - Love Forty v., how tennis players lie about age
9:00 AM Nov 13th
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- Name Brian
- Location Auggen, Germany
- Web http://BrianKelle...
- Bio songwriter Podcaster expat TV Jesus follower programming distributor bi-lingual
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