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  1. bore off Canteen 8:48 AM Oct 29th from web
  2. Lady #GaGa's new single makes me more convinced that she's Ol' Gregg from The Mighty Boosh in disguise. 10:22 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  3. @Thomdownie He was no Scatman. I've decided Home Alone is The Shining for kids. 10:19 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  4. @thomdownie But with a much higher likelihood of the Fuzz being called by a concerned passer-by. Why did that never happen in HA? 9:11 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  5. Am I really in Costa reading an article titled 'HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE ATTACK'? Yes. Yes I am. 9:08 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  6. just had to leave Kate's third-floor flat by the bathroom window - they'd locked me in 3:13 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  7. . . . followed by Parallel Lines in its entirety (I couldn't choose just one track) 8:05 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
  8. enjoying Allard's dad's record collection . . . I'm in control of the turntable and we've begun with Bonnie Tyler's cover of 'Band of Gold' 8:04 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
  9. My mother ". . . you get your skanky freeloading manky student ass home in one piece!" Classy broad. 1:45 AM Aug 24th from mobile web
  10. Just watched The Killing Room. I don't really 'get it', neither do I feel like this is MY fault. 2:13 PM Aug 22nd from web
  11. Imagine #Facebook is a massive nightclub full of douchebags. Like #Syndicate. I'm telling the bouncer he's a git and I was leaving anyway. 6:44 AM Aug 19th from web
  12. @seanankerr HOW can you say that? Blur at Glastonbury was emotional to say the least. Sexy like a chocolate strawberry! 7:55 AM Jul 30th from web
  13. @seanankerr this upsets me. #BLUR > most things 12:30 PM Jul 19th from web
  14. i need to be good at life . . . unfortunately all i'm doing is loitering in kino again and eating like a hog. 12:29 PM Jul 19th from web
  15. using internet in cafe kino. need to get life sorted out. 4:43 AM Jul 6th from web
  16. watching #Blur reunion from top of ladder, near ceiling. Possibly not safest place to be dancing? At least I'll go out doing what I love. 2:38 PM Jun 28th from web
  17. @thataime you could always just add your 2 cents to the #Jackson thing. You have to decide if you're upset or you just think he was a paedo. 6:01 PM Jun 27th from web
  18. @thomdownie apart from Chris Cornell huh? BFFs? 5:56 PM Jun 27th from web
  19. managed to paint inside my nostril 4:30 PM Jun 26th from web
  20. @amz_babez I love that advert where Kerry Katona's like "I just want to be left alone" for a reality show starring, er, #Kerry Katona 10:24 AM Jun 23rd from web