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  1. In a strange way, spreadsheets are uniquely well-suited to touch-screen interfaces.
  2. I don't trust robots to make introductions.
  3. The girls here are taller than giraffes.
  4. San Francisco is slightly embarrased that it's not European. I cite the lack of good burgers as evidence for this proposition.
  5. "A noise of confused, multitudinous chirping or twittering"
  6. @sam after how many years of unhappiness and stress does SF get old?
  7. Considering never returning to San Francisco.
  8. How many emails sent by robots begin with that humane salutation "Hi $name"? This is ridiculous horse-and-buggy bullshit.
  9. One reason that email is a broken technology is there is no concept of message type, and so the attribute of read/unread is indiscriminate
  10. Does anyone know of a place with cool public lectures in New York?
  11. I feel like a monkey confronted with an accordian. Many buttons, none do what I want. I guess I want a banana? If I were a monkey, I mean.
  12. We've secretly replaced the fine Listerine they usually serve with sulphuric acid. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!
  13. @nickhalstead yes.
  14. I'M TOTALLY IN NEW YORK
  15. @luisrull nah just vacation.
  16. Please forward all enquiries to: @nk, c/o The City of New York.
  17. @ded because photography is a social activity.
  18. I think my beard makes me look more authoritative. It's hard to disagree with me when all my ideas pass through a beard filter.
  19. I find it absurd that digital cameras only show their own photos.
  20. This is eerie: http://bit.ly/2TDRGd -- I just spent entire the week hacking on the naive implementation of the ruby method cache!