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  1. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The singular of "Beatles" is probably only 4-5 years away.
  2. As odd as that may sound, it's much better than their initial plan of combining Dr. Hurt and Mr. Freeze into Dr. Cold Sore.
  3. I heard they can't decide between Mr. Freeze & the Riddler for the next Batman movie villain & will combine the 2 into Mr. Cold Question
  4. The only thing that scares me about the year #2012 is the fear that Garth Brooks might release another album under his Chris Gaines persona.
  5. RT @serafinowicz: RT @_LriCh_ Why is water wet? #PSQA It's just always horny.
  6. RT @scharpling: Coming this Tuesday 12/1 on The Best Show: @ToddBarry and Aimee Mann LIVE IN STUDIO!
  7. @bkbkbk a Harmony Korine film?
  8. Back in beautiful Milwaukee. Who wants to come over and listen to the techno rave currently going on in the apartment above mine?
  9. RT @JamesUrbaniak: I promise my new followers that I will never tweet ads. And that's a promise as strong as a Steelmaster Padlock®.
  10. RT @oh_me: I think some sort of glove wearing system at McDonalds wouldn't be too much to ask.
  11. I would never betray my followers by posting a link to porn. That being said, you're going to be a little skeptical next time I post a link.
  12. Mmm hmm... http://bit.ly/65s373
  13. Made it home just in time to see @nerdist on Web Soup. Man, life is rad.
  14. Happy holidays to the astronauts on Mir. Without your hard work, we'd have never known it was possible to smash the homie in space.
  15. Twtng n abrvtd wrds lol! WTF?!?!
  16. Just got a cup of coffee at my favorite, freshman year coffee shop. Smashin' the homie like it was '05.
  17. Look, I know what the phrase "smash the homie" means. And that's exactly why I'm going to use it in situations it doesn't apply to,
  18. RT @serafinowicz: .@MKupperman Diagnosis: Murderitis
  19. Power Jams http://bit.ly/5vfsOa
  20. I created a "Power Jams" mix on 8Tracks and may have summoned an evil murder Satan in the process. Now I'm afraid to go to bed.