njl
If I'm not following you anymore, it's not Twitter's fault. It just wasn't working out. It's not you, it's me. Look, we had some good times.
| You know that conversation where mommy and daddy tell you they don't love each other anymore? I feel like I'm in that meeting all the time. |
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| Wow, did I pick up this link from here? I love this guy's designs: http://tinyurl.com/6ha8o9 |
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| @sfslim Similarly I've always really wanted to like this, but it's also somewhat unsatisfying: http://tinyurl.com/internet... |
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| @krusk If you're getting someone else's cell phone bill by accident, call him. That should get his attention. Especially at 3 AM. |
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| @mlsokoloff Is he doing the "Where the hell is Matt?" dance in the middle of that freeway? (RT: http://bit.ly/3xnoEQ) |
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| Got VMWare Fusion working. Boy, is this a pleasure to use. It isn't hogging my Mac's memory and CPU like, uh... that other Windows-under-OSX |
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| Wow, Twitter today is like a "greatest hits" album: all the best tweets from earlier today *and* today! |
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| I was offered a choice: "CAKE OR DEATH?" I chose death! Okay, technically it was (german chocolate) Cake or Death (by chocolate). |
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| @alanataylor Tina Fey said it best, "You can really fuck above your station if you're funny." |
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| Recent keywords I've been searching on: rebreather, nasal pillows, Switlik, Oxymizer. I'm sure all this will make sense soon. |
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| @escapist Maybe because it's called "Cheebo". On the other hand, check out executive chef Eric Hulme: http://tinyurl.com/68u54l |
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| Heading out for recovery breakfast. Somewhere, somebody is presenting their relative with a walk-on part on "Chuck" they won for charity. |
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| Finishing up a volunteer shift at the Saban Free Clinic benefit. Tired. Damn tired. |
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| @nlanza You knew Javi back in college, right? |
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| What did we learn this week, children? That's right, scarcity breeds desire! So unplug your servers and users will beat a path to your door! |
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| Has anyone seen my sales leads? I'm sure I left them around here somewhere. Perhaps they're in my other pants? |
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| @vmarinelli Pro photo studios do lots of P-shop now. Never noticed how ugly people were until they showed me what they had to do to fix 'em. |
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| When sending belated email, don't just forge a date from a week ago; add "penis enlargement" in 1 pt text so it goes to their spam folder. |
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| Dear Apple Print Sharing: I am allowed to print to that printer as a guest. Stop asking me if I want to log in first. Thank you. |
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