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  1. Preparing to make my contribution for tomorrow's Thanksgiving feast - turnip gratin. Gruyere, garlic, fresh turnips, cream, butter. Yummm. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. That floozy Sandra Lee is actually using a fresh ingredient - fresh figs. Not canned, dried, or frozen - but fresh! #signsoftheapocalypse 11:43 AM Nov 23rd from web
  3. accidentally yelled at hazel before remembering there's a lady who lives downstairs who might not appreciate my early morning screams. 7:18 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. writer's block + boredom = baking cookies. and in honor of chef mehta, who i'm rooting for tonight, i added a pinch of garam masala. 2:55 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. So funny, so true. RT @FNHumor Aaron McCargo on his cranberry sauce: "It doesn't get no easier than this." So much for basic grammar. 1:14 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. Cantonese chow fun followed by a croissant run to Swirls! #thisiswhyimfat 5:04 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. @TravlandLeisure The duty free mall in Terminal A. 11:46 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to TravlandLeisure
  8. Why does the local news think that a cat stuck in a drain pipe is newsworthy? Hey, WOWT-Channel 6, how about addressing some real issues? 11:39 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Oh, now I see where I went wrong - water bath, not bath water. RT @thekitchn Do you use a water bath when you bake cheesecake? 12:44 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. Wasted an hour repeat-dialing the passport agency before realizing that I'm getting the fast-busy signal because the feds are on holiday. 2:11 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. Ate a roasted turnip for the first time and was surprised by its deliciousness. And I finally got a new passport photo taken. 7:13 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. I love that I don't have to cq everything for clueless, unhip editors. 1:08 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. This peanut sauce is dangerously good. I could spread it on everything. 12:28 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. @pgcales and let's not forget pretentious and unlistenable. 1:34 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to pgcales
  15. How does a marriage license get lost in the mail?! Not sure who's more deserving of my wrath - useless city employee or brainless mailman. 1:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Happy to be sleeping in my own bed after a week of house-sitting for my parents. 10:40 PM Oct 31st from web
  17. I could watch hours and hours of "Criminal Minds." And thanks to A&E, I am. 9:43 PM Oct 25th from web
  18. @chotda sending lots of positive thoughts and good vibes to you and smoo! 12:26 PM Oct 25th from web in reply to chotda
  19. OK, fine. RT http://www.lazy-i.com Enter a drawing for two Omaha 10/28 Monsters of Folk tix. Just retweet this, and follow @tim_mcmahan 12:24 PM Oct 22nd from web
  20. I have too much work piling up. Serenity now! 12:20 PM Oct 22nd from web
  • Name Niz Proskocil
  • Location Omaha, Nebraska, USA
  • Bio writer, traveler, film lover, cook, curious onlooker, aspiring expat.
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