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  1. @thesweetwong Yes. Im taking over tonight. Sleep deprivation has set in and there's a monkey in here. 9:14 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie in reply to thesweetwong
  2. Muahaha! I'm back! 8:52 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  3. I'm taking over. 4 hours of sleep yesterday requires ME to drive this vehicle. @Includingtacos can't be trusted. 2:50 AM Apr 10th from Tweetie
  4. @Thesweetwong No. Sleep deprivation took the best of me. 5:16 AM Apr 4th from Tweetie
  5. I want to rip my eyes out of my head. I also want pancakes. 12:45 AM Jan 3rd from Tweetie
  6. I think it'd be hillarious if I screamed instead of snored. My catnaps would most certainly bother the folks down the hall. 1:31 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from Tweetie
  7. I hate it when the auto-flush rockets away without my permission. Does this mean the toilet has a free will? 3:29 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from Tweetie
  8. I swear a midget came in and wanted me to slap him. I did not give in to the temptation. 12:19 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from Tweetie
  9. Poor @Includingtacos. I'm gonna have to take over tonight when he goes to work. 5:46 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from Tweetie
  10. Haha! @includingtacos You were wrong! I'm back! Didn't you notice the pink pony hallucinations? 3:58 AM Nov 12th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to includingtacos
  11. Delicious soup tonight for dinner; packed some for midnight lunch, but I forgot a spoon. Noooo! I'll be drinking my soup tonight. 6:41 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  12. I had a Monster drink. It didn't keep me awake; just gave me heart palpitations and the ability to see 1 second into the future. 2:36 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  13. Sweet monkey hair, it's cold in here. Makes me want to be a tree and cannibalize other trees. 12:28 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  14. I swear someone's intestines exploded in the can tonight. There's only 4 of us here, and I know what other two weren't there and it ain't me 11:49 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  15. I hate it when I drop my organic pop tart on the floor. It is a sad day friends. It was my last pop tart. 9:03 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  16. Whoa! After reading, he takes his printed out emails and throws them in the trash instead of the recycle bin. Inner monkey want to scream. 6:56 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  17. I am replacing a guy that prints out his emails then files them in a crap shaped pile on his desk. Inner monkey getting upset. 6:51 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  18. I was a fool to think the eat tickling would work. Instead, I dozed in and out of slumber and ate lunch. No ear tickling today. 1:46 AM Nov 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  19. The guy I'm shadowing isn't letting me drive the car. I will now tickle his ear until he gives in. 11:49 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  20. I wanna take this beeping pager, magically turn it into a booger, and then flick it out the window. Or wipe it under my seat. 11:22 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from Twitterrific