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  1. @PawLuxury It was reverse-diagnosed, discovered well after the bite. Throat area...he couldn't breathe long before any other symptom showed. 11:50 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to PawLuxury
  2. @nyquildotorg Same thing, unless you add the important qualifier "sweetened" to condensed, which it always is. That one's half sugar. 11:48 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to nyquildotorg
  3. At last, research that gives me permission to can the aerobics http://bit.ly/35GGG9 11:45 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. @PawLuxury Yes, but it was a horse, so probably not what you're looking for. Pretty sure he survived due to sheer mass of the victim. 10:39 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to PawLuxury
  5. @SarcasticMomLC Tell him to be grateful that they're not mind-controlling HIM. That's how it works around here. 10:34 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to SarcasticMomLC
  6. @wave_info Requested my Google Wave Invite! Get yours now at http://tinyurl.com/free-gwave - #googlewave #googlewaveinvite 10:12 AM Nov 2nd from web
  7. RT @DadGoneMad I have invented a drink called a "flu shot." To make it, fill a shot glass with equal parts epicac, Bailey's, and hysteria. 9:48 AM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Kid asking me to explain the difference between condensed and evaporated milk. Time for kid to go BACK TO SCHOOL. 9:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
  9. @RhiRhi Stop groping hot squash, you perv. 5:25 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to RhiRhi
  10. @Neilochka As long as I'm ON it. 3:33 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to Neilochka
  11. @lauriewrites I'm just really not good at categorization. I have so many Flickr sets that they ceased to have any organizational meaning. 10:27 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to lauriewrites
  12. @adena just barely. 10:27 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to adena
  13. Yeah, I don't get the whole "list" thing. Except now I know @avitable wants to kill me. Is it OK if I pretend this feature doesn't exist? 10:12 AM Nov 1st from web
  14. Boo. And goodnight, lovelies. 10:35 PM Oct 31st from web
  15. @AKPiper And I was really looking forward to seeing your Contagion costume. 8:18 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to AKPiper
  16. @childsplayx2 cuz it's chewy, and it's chocolate, and it's lots of fun! Right? 8:05 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to childsplayx2
  17. @childsplayx2 You wouldn't roll a Rollo to your pal? They're chocolate-covered caramel! You wouldn't roll a Rollo to your chum? 7:46 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to childsplayx2
  18. @thejennui Name the date, sweetcakes. 7:33 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to thejennui
  19. @jowyang YES PICS. We will not be denied. 7:24 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to jowyang
  20. @thejennui I love you SO MUCH MORE. 7:23 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to thejennui