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  1. Three large adult men with no necks and popped collars just cheersed to "douchebags".6:54 PM Jun 11th from txt
  2. "First place you go blind is in the eye". Thanks sir.10:51 AM Jun 10th from txt
  3. Curiouser and curiouser. Brake failure, Chesapeake House Rest Stop, guess the over/under on the tow truck drivers teeth, stuck at Hertz ...5:42 PM Jun 8th from txt
  4. Todays traffic report: sloth-like with a chance of projectile truck tire debris.2:25 PM Jun 8th from txt
  5. Rear spoiler, tectronic switching technology, a trunk full of suits and heels & some ghetto hoops. Ft Monmouth bound and this time I kno ...2:22 PM Jun 8th from txt
  6. When did the Dos Equis guy become Chuck Norris?10:08 AM Jun 8th from web
  7. Taking the metro to collect rental car to drive to dirty jersey. Passenger sporting giant head bandage. Curious where his day took a tur ...8:29 AM Jun 8th from txt
  8. 750 miles to Ann arbor and snow in the forecast7:37 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from txt
  9. Watching someone drink an entire bottle of the tussin on the bus.7:34 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
  10. Personal foul Colorado - teabagging - repeat the down.6:00 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from txt
  11. Is uncomfortable wearing red on a football saturday. Go Phillies!4:57 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from txt
  12. Larry the cab driver specializes I perroleum combustian and directional development. Cue the laugh track1:21 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from txt
  13. Does anyone else thinks its wrong for the world series to be played in a dome?! GO PHILLIES!8:55 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from txt
  14. The Reno Rodeway Inn, A Choice Hotel. As in, you had a choice and you chose poorly.7:27 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from txt
  15. Live on the 45, one time only, you've met joe the plummer. Now meet his crack.9:15 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from txt
  16. The bus is rife with douchebags, aspiring gang members and confused german tourists.9:54 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from txt
  17. Apparently nobody gave the crackheads and neighborhood psychos the memo that its columbus day.9:41 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from txt
  18. "This is our reserve cabernet. And this is our torture chamber. The iron maiden must stay closed for legal reasons. To our left is a pit ...6:09 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  19. Jamison shots and pbrs and people beating each other on rollerskates and pilots in jumpsuits. Fuck and yes.8:26 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from txt
  20. Rollerderby!7:17 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from txt