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  1. Can't wait to see the new HP. I love brown sauce!
  2. They're talking about polygamy on Newsnight. An imam earlier looked like he used to have a horn. Polygamy should be legal, I feel.
  3. I've been calling people twats a lot more often recently. Twats mostly. Still, probably a bad habit.
  4. Every day I don't shave my beard makes the decision of whether or not to shave more and more stressful!
  5. RT @twatotron Im not being racist but Gordon Brown is using my wheelie bin !
  6. @themanwhofell Moss has gotta be gathered somewhere!
  7. I am followed by @stephenfry, but I don't follow him! #lameclaimtofame
  8. My sister is going to Vietnam in a couple of days. She can't find her passport. Giggle.
  9. @applebomb You should take out duck insurance. I offer a very competitive policy.
  10. Do I have any friends in Birmingham tomorrow? I NEED to see 'Moon'.
  11. @aktarian Ah! I didn't know you were Slovenian. Well živjo! (Yes I did have to look that up)
  12. The moon is named after the Korean Reverend Sun Myung Moon, who preaches that the moon is God's favourite egg.
  13. I like looking through my old tr.im statistics. There seems to be one Slovenian who clicks every link I post. Say zivjo, Mr Slovene!
  14. Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not a flat disc, it is actually a thin, long, circular-based cone.
  15. Contrary to popular belief, the new moon isn't new. There are actually twelve moons that are reused throughout the year!
  16. Fun (actual) fact: Neil Armstrong was in M*A*S*H, reeeally far in the background. (He was on the moon while they were filming one night).
  17. Giraffes are huge. #ObviousTweets
  18. Hardly worth the bother, don't you think?
  19. http://tr.im/tdec This blog is great. If I founded a city tomorrow, it'd take hundred of years for it to get as interesting as London.
  20. Other new features include digitally-remastered eyes and some added bonus footage of my left leg!