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  1. Just tell her you like it because it makes you rise. RT @michaelianblack Wife was offended when I said she smelled "yeasty." 8:49 AM Dec 9th from web
  2. @sportsguy33 correction: at a blackjack table in a champagne room 5:57 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to sportsguy33
  3. @Corman You should be thanking her. Who knows what it smelled like BETWEEN those legs. 3:47 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Corman
  4. Roland Emmerich got 2012 all wrong. Armageddon in L.A. won't start w/quakes and fires. It'll start w/one day of steady rain. 1:35 PM Dec 7th from web
  5. @AWolfe24 thanks, dude. I'll be posting stuff every Monday. 10:36 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to AWolfe24
  6. I started writing the story of my college years in Cloyne Court Co-Op in Berkeley. Here's Part 3 @ FlipCollective http://tinyurl.com/yc7q44c 8:20 AM Dec 7th from web
  7. @TheDenverKid so what's is gonna be? Geno's, Pat's, or Jim's? http://myloc.me/1VS51 4:43 PM Dec 6th from UberTwitter in reply to TheDenverKid
  8. Tebow's eye black stickers had "John 16:33" on them. He should have put "Mark 32:13" http://myloc.me/1UFwX 6:49 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  9. my wIfe is the most briLliant, gOrgeouS woman ive ever meT And I'm proud to Be marriEd To her. http://myloc.me/1UEU5 6:39 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  10. The Toys r Us checkout line in Glendale during the holidays looks like a casting call for The Road http://myloc.me/1UvAM 3:52 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  11. "All I really need is music, sex, and TV" George Michael, a gay Yoda you are. 12:32 PM Dec 5th from web
  12. Watching Dane Cook "Isolated Incident" on Comedy Central. Its the R-rated version. They only bleeped two words: "coldstone" & "creamery" 11:14 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  13. I spent the last 7min of Lakers/Heat switching back n forth between the game & the end of Center Stage (the best dance movie of the 00's) 11:05 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  14. @paulthenshirley I didn't say I wanted to invite him to dinner and make him godfather to my first child. That shot was still amazing. 10:51 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter in reply to paulthenshirley
  15. Kobe Bryant is amazing. Anal rape or no anal rape http://myloc.me/1TBlR 10:31 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  16. The most unrealistic part of "Up in the Air" is that someone who flew as much as Clooney's character actually CHOSE to fly American. 1:54 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  17. @sportsguy33 Theron nudity: just wait 4 the porno ripoff "The Road Head" or "The Choad". Is there a less porn-friendly ripoff than The Road? 11:53 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter in reply to sportsguy33
  18. Hofstra is cutting their football program. Now Wayne Chrebet won't have anyone with whom he can share stories he can't remember anymore 3:06 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. @matts41 1189, 979, 711, 77, 49, 36, 18, 8 3:01 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to matts41
  20. @ryankinsey forgot it was indoor game. Was thinking too much about the outdoor hockey games. Its what i get for not caring about afc east 11:29 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to ryankinsey