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  1. @EmilyLuedtke It's more that I tried to get a water from the machine and it gave me Hawaiian Punch instead. I was greatly disappointed.
  2. I hate Hawaiian Punch.
  3. This lady at the cash register looks like Voldemort. Kind of scary.
  4. @ErinMcvicar yes, are you not getting my texts?
  5. Do you like Phil Collins?
  6. @KyleOlson89 you should just text him instead of overloading Twitter
  7. Dexter night!
  8. This guy in front of me has a Canadian license plate. I must be more lost than i thought.
  9. I'm lost. It's cold. Everyone here looks weird and spits when they talk. I can't find my balloon.
  10. Dear whoever came up with the idea of a magnetic screw driver, you are my hero.
  11. The results are in: i love pistachios.
  12. I can't believe i've been alive for almost 20 years and i still can't decide if i like pistachios or not. What have i been doing with my ...
  13. @EmilyLuedtke you can come hang out with us! We're going to go buy things. It'll be an exhilerating experience for all. Buying things is ...
  14. Bye Larry, bye Mr Crabs, bye Pearl, bye Squidward
  15. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore
  16. Brie with cranberry sauce on crackers is awesome
  17. Everyone loves a slinky
  18. Let's get a butler and name it Alfred.
  19. It's oddly hard to waste an entire hour in New Market Square
  20. @KyleOlson89 at least you have a bed with bedsheets. I sleep on the street with nothing but the tears of shame to keep me warm.