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  1. And why NewYorker now thrives RT @BrandDNA They're investing in 'digital magazines' & ignoring the elephant in the room http://bit.ly/4ZqYNV
  2. @MyfWarhurst I'm getting kickbacks from Meat & Livestock Australia and the boys at Hollywood Palace. I won't go near their dirty kebabs but.
  3. @benbirchall Nice work fella.
  4. I've been swimming for quite some time now, and I gotta tell you... http://bit.ly/4ZeCMO I lost my shit reading this.
  5. Myf stoops off the no-meat wagon for an old chicken roll after a night on the turps. And I feel responsible. http://bit.ly/4py1O8
  6. Comedian Dave Grant found. Good. http://bit.ly/8Cp5ZZ
  7. @robbarnett It's so sad that I'm not at all surprised at that.
  8. @robbarnett Everyone's a fucken expert.
  9. Dave Grant missing. Sad. Hope he's ok. RT @VictoriaPolice Police search for missing Melbourne comedian http://bit.ly/8dcVgU
  10. @warmcola Love it! I need one.
  11. Putting the shite into shitegeist.
  12. RT @davetrott: 'THE RIGHT AND THE WRONG WAY TO USE TWITTER' http://www.cstadvertising.com/
  13. My coffee machine is fixed. Normal life resumes. As you were.
  14. RT @HenryWagons: A sunny afternoon in Glen Waverley. Nothing like it! Nothing that good, nothing that bad. Suburban perfection.
  15. RT @IanMartin: I'm backing Gordon Brown. He may be an arse-faced juddering casket of fucking phlegm who can’t run a fucking BATH. But he ...
  16. RT @strempeliscious: With a convincing enough story and cash up front, why not ask a locksmith to let you into someone else's house. I did.
  17. from Media Monitors: Caller Pete, a plumber, talks about the function of gully traps. Pete claims that every house has a 'stink pipe'.
  18. RT @theadrianflores: I am inordinately impressed by my newfound ability to play Scrabble with one hand whilst at the urinal. Bathroom ti ...
  19. RT @benbirchall: I think 'getting a cute kid' is a better euphemism for something turning shit than 'jumping the shark'. Growing Pains, ...
  20. If you thought StKilda Road was a lunching wasteland, you should try working in the Docklands. TERRIFYING!