Profile_bird

Hey there! nightmareant is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving nightmareant's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

nightmareant

  1. Whatever you do, do NOT put that fat ass baby to sleep tonight: http://tinyurl.com/8u34yq
  2. In retaliation for losing that gay-ass Deadspin thing, I'm going to violate your parents BEFORE I eat them. It's your fault.
  3. If I could tell you one thing this Thanksgiving Day, it would it be to go crazy with the gravy. You taste so much better tender ...
  4. I can't decide if I hate humans more than I love their taste.
  5. Mr. T owes me so many royalty checks for ghostwriting his entire Rocky III dialogue. If his skin wasn't 12 inches thick, he'd be delicious.
  6. I eat Brock Lesnars for lunch.
  7. I'm in your DREAMZ, making a muck.
  8. My favorite color is blue, unless I'm in contact with oxygen, then it's red.
  9. Are you wondering how can you hate humans while still thinking they're delicious? Come a little closer and I'll explain.
  10. Sorry I haven't Twittered lately, I've been trying to find myself. Funny thing is, is that I'm always in the same place: under your bed.
  11. Those Obamas sure look tasty.
  12. I'm changing it up this year. Rather than just being a homicidal, psychotic ant, I'm going to be a SEXY homicidal, psychotic ant.
  13. I LOVE when NBA teams cut players, for I then get to also cut players. With my teeth. And my other teeth.
  14. They say heart disease is the number one killer in America. I guess international murders don't count.
  15. NEWS FLASH: Giant ants are detrimental to your health. Side effects include: having your flesh devoured, brain explosions, bleeding ulcers.
  16. Sure, I want kids someday. To eat.
  17. UGH, I must have eaten some bad human. I feel sick to my ant stomach. Luckily, my vomit tastes better coming up.
  18. The only door I hold for females is the entrance to the seventh level of hell. Nice to see you all down here.
  19. I ghostwrote "Body Count" for Ice-T. Believe me, the original lyrics were way more intense. And erotic.
  20. Admit it. Me thinking your name is terrifying. Right, @nastinchka?