nightmareant
- Whatever you do, do NOT put that fat ass baby to sleep tonight: http://tinyurl.com/8u34yq1:16 PM Jan 12th from web
- In retaliation for losing that gay-ass Deadspin thing, I'm going to violate your parents BEFORE I eat them. It's your fault.1:31 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
- If I could tell you one thing this Thanksgiving Day, it would it be to go crazy with the gravy. You taste so much better tender ...2:14 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- I can't decide if I hate humans more than I love their taste.3:22 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from mobile web
- Mr. T owes me so many royalty checks for ghostwriting his entire Rocky III dialogue. If his skin wasn't 12 inches thick, he'd be delicious.9:31 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
- I eat Brock Lesnars for lunch.10:38 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
- I'm in your DREAMZ, making a muck.12:56 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
- My favorite color is blue, unless I'm in contact with oxygen, then it's red.12:34 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
- Are you wondering how can you hate humans while still thinking they're delicious? Come a little closer and I'll explain.8:19 AM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Sorry I haven't Twittered lately, I've been trying to find myself. Funny thing is, is that I'm always in the same place: under your bed.2:23 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
- Those Obamas sure look tasty.10:40 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
- I'm changing it up this year. Rather than just being a homicidal, psychotic ant, I'm going to be a SEXY homicidal, psychotic ant.2:14 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from web
- I LOVE when NBA teams cut players, for I then get to also cut players. With my teeth. And my other teeth.1:41 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from mobile web
- They say heart disease is the number one killer in America. I guess international murders don't count.1:31 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from web
- NEWS FLASH: Giant ants are detrimental to your health. Side effects include: having your flesh devoured, brain explosions, bleeding ulcers.2:42 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from web
- Sure, I want kids someday. To eat.3:34 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web
- UGH, I must have eaten some bad human. I feel sick to my ant stomach. Luckily, my vomit tastes better coming up.12:54 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from web
- The only door I hold for females is the entrance to the seventh level of hell. Nice to see you all down here.9:40 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from web
- I ghostwrote "Body Count" for Ice-T. Believe me, the original lyrics were way more intense. And erotic.11:27 AM Oct 13th, 2008 from web
- Admit it. Me thinking your name is terrifying. Right, @nastinchka?1:12 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from mobile web
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- Name Nightmare Ant
- Location Fort Wayne, IN
- Bio Bow down, heathens!
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