nickvatterott
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Do you find College football bowls confusing? Here's the BCS system explained. Ridiculously.
about 12 hours ago
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The loneliest part about spending a whole night drinking at bars by yourself, is tagging yourself in all the pictures the next day.
1:23 AM Dec 20th
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To be honest, i never really minded hootie, it was the blowfish i had beef with
3:29 PM Dec 19th
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I'm not sure i can think of a more ominous name, than Tommy Rise&fall
10:31 PM Dec 18th
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I got way too drunk at work tomight, which sucks cause i gotta work tomorrow.
9:52 PM Dec 18th
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Why do I think parenthesis add to my jokes? (I mean who do I think I am?{seriously?})
9:39 AM Dec 18th
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I think tangerines are just oranges that gave up. (Take that...LESSER BOUGHT FRUIT!!!)
9:34 AM Dec 18th
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I've been going through this crack cocaine like it's white cheddar popcorn!!! (You see what I did there)
9:30 AM Dec 18th
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I've never been one to single out anybody. Unlike SOME people, (And I think we all know who I'm talking about)
9:19 AM Dec 18th
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Did you meet an Alien Saxophonist on the train today? I did:
1:12 AM Dec 18th
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Mittens, Mr. Whiskers, Socks, Bootsy, Princess...just another night of kickn ass and takn names
12:15 AM Dec 18th
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Question; is covering her eyes really going to conceal this lady's identity?
9:13 PM Dec 16th
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Will George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic, please write at least ONE song about funk. Also, why is 2% of the population in your band?
12:01 AM Dec 16th
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...crowd then yells "How hipster is he!?!?!" I say, "He's so hipster, he doesnt even like hipsters, he's only being one just to be ironic."
11:38 AM Dec 14th
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@ this is a pretty amazing prank
11:19 AM Dec 14th
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Martin Lawrence, Brendan Fraiser and Open Mike Comics trying to 'Get Some'
11:48 PM Dec 13th
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A Nursing Home is a lot like College, U pack up all your stuff, meet ur roomate, eat in a cafeteria; except when you graduate, they bury you
4:42 PM Dec 12th
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Morning wood lets me know that the only that gets me hotter than women, is sleeping for ten hours.
6:55 AM Dec 12th
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And now, in all his glory...TACO JASON:
11:09 AM Dec 11th
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I dont care what book you read; whether its Roger's Thesaurus or Gary's Synonyms or Hominom's Homynyms; they're all the same.
4:58 PM Dec 8th
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