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A bagel and cream cheese (not toasted) & in only twenty minutes? Thanks Gotham, I'd forgotten why I never eat at your place.about 12 hours agofrom Ubiquity
Just got in a car accident with a semi. The semi never stopped. I don't think he even realized he hit me.12:40 PM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
Pack go for Cowboy+49er twofer. Like nailing Tiff Amber-Thiessen+Liz Berkley . Impressive, not nearly as impressive as if this were 1997.5:29 AM Nov 22ndfrom TweetDeck
That compulsive thinking will make you millions when you learn how to apply it and why you've been allowing it to make you overwhelmed.10:47 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
Conundrum: Received a dating profile matches email today featuring an ex. She misspells "Overture" 2x . I respect her, do I correct her?3:02 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
International Hug a Ginger day today...I find the term "Ginger" offensive. Maybe I am just too good at word jumbles and reading into it...6:29 AM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
Loaned a medical patient a Volcano Vaporizer for 6 months. Trying to get it returned has been a challenge. Tremendously disappointed.2:17 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck