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  1. It would take 27 Apple Tinis to kill me according to http://www.barstools.net/bo....
  2. I work with two guys who have never tried soup!
  3. Isn't this the same kid? http://bit.ly/CfYOc
  4. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2ntn
  5. RT @videosift Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions • VideoSift: Online Video *Quality Control http://digg.com/u17iFO
  6. My god, this Howie thing is a literal meltdown. Prepare to see it make the internet rounds tomorrow.
  7. @waqaasf That's me. On a rocket straight to the middle.
  8. Howie Mandel is losing his mind live on Conan.
  9. Listening to The Strokes and partying like it's 2001.
  10. How come no one is talking about how "The Hangover" has the same plot as "Dude, Where's My Car?"
  11. You're so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you.
  12. The new Black Eyed Peas song contains the words Mazel Tov. I've never been prouder as a Jew.
  13. A cat is sleeping at my feet tonight.
  14. Isn't it strange that Kit Kat is now marketing itself a doughnut-alternative to be paired with coffee?
  15. My fortune had the word fortune in it.
  16. Kato Kaelin just gave me his phone number. Jealous? http://yfrog.com/14jxoj
  17. There are few ways to get more pumped for work than listening to Master of Puppets as you drive there.
  18. Important Archie Comics news: http://bit.ly/14OAjs
  19. How come so many Volkswagen Jettas smell weirdly like crayons?
  20. @BreeOlson9 Nice working with you today. Thanks for signing my ping pong ball.