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Spanish people are crazy. http://bit.ly/oDonoabout 6 hours ago from web
@ChrissieNix Your house smells fine but there's something strange on your upper lip that you haven't noticed.about 6 hours ago from web in reply to ChrissieNix
FUCK. I have just found a white hair in my left eyebrow.about 15 hours ago from web
This elevator warning sign is incredible: http://bit.ly/NOSxmabout 17 hours ago from web
Because of HHGTTG, I always thought that Brownian Motion was some sort of fluid dynamics science specifically describing the nature of tea.about 17 hours ago from web
Theory: 'poozer' is Bolovaxian for 'homo'. Green Lantern comics are a lot funnier if you believe this.10:58 PM Jul 12th from web
I never noticed how incredibly sad the lyrics to this song were before. ♫ http://blip.fm/~9tlm47:55 PM Jul 12th from Blip.fm
Swine Flu is god's punishment for being fat: http://bit.ly/3q2ro2:58 PM Jul 12th from web
@killkillkill That would be... a good death.1:20 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to killkillkill
@killkillkill I would kill you all for one evening with Kelly Bundy.12:55 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to killkillkill
@killkillkill CNet reviews say they're very good. Available for $130 on eBay with free shipping, too.4:47 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to killkillkill
@Jermaine8 Nay, brother. Crowded House. FFD are alright though.4:35 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to Jermaine8
New Zealand's finest band. And this is one of their best songs! ♫ http://blip.fm/~9rg2i4:17 PM Jul 11th from Blip.fm
@CiaranMcNulty http://bit.ly/buOUw2:58 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to CiaranMcNulty
That lesbian bar was pretty ridiculous.1:36 AM Jul 11th from web
@killkillkill Granted, but it's elsewhere. Their "Landslide" isn't so bad either.11:52 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to killkillkill
@alexgetchell I'm still not really over the Spaghetti Incident.11:41 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to alexgetchell
@alexgetchell A Night Like This really let me down because I am a little bit gay for The Cure. LET ME DOWN HARD.11:17 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to alexgetchell
The Aeroplane Flies High by the Smashing Pumpkins might be the worst collection of covers by any band in history.10:47 PM Jul 9th from web
"It's too bad she won't live. No, it really is very sad, she's going to die very soon, what a tragedy." #1stdraftmovielines9:42 PM Jul 9th from web

Name Nick Locking
Location Los Angeles, CA
Bio Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream.

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