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  1. hey guys, wondering if anyone out there could just mention the word "coffee" so i can go make a BM? thanks.
  2. I be thereRT @paulscheer: LA friends: Don't miss my huge holiday show at Largo 2nite! 2 for 1 tix if you email fast! scheershow@me.com
  3. Yes! Yes! Thx to all who are watching RT @theleaguefx: What are we doing? ?? We're doing a second season!
  4. Ladies and gentelmen, Bobby Bottleservice's audition for MTV's Jersey Shore. No disrespect, but u should watch http://twe.ly/CWb
  5. You know the saying 'keep your friends close and your DVD of the tv show "friends" closer'... Well, that's a good saying.
  6. RT @kevinpollak: 1 of my fav comedians, @nickkroll today, 5pm, PST, @ http://Kevinpollakschatshow.com Sbmt Tweet 5's & questions NOW
  7. Working on my new Nora ephron play, "You love me. I hate you. Now switch!" thx to Toluca lake Xmas parade crew for assist!
  8. @steveagee kroll might be better than krull.
  9. This is true n very exciting RT @thomaslennon: I think I'm on @theLeaguefx tonight (10:30) with @paulscheer and @nickkroll.
  10. FINALLY! Nancy Grace is getting her own daytime talk show! Swift Justice w/ Nancy Grace. More like Swift J-Off w/ Nick Kroll.
  11. guys. does anyone have the necessary evidence to back up my theory that i need to eat french fries at least once a day?
  12. El Chupacabra had a blast on @wtfpod w/ @marcmaron http://wtfpod.com OR watch video http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/
  13. At a classy chain restaurant. I will gladly listen to 'blackbird' even when it's muzaked. That's how much I like that goddam song.
  14. RT @ItsOnAlexa today w/ taylor momsen, miranda kerr, @nickkroll. me and beautiful ladies.oh! surprise appearance by bobby b?!
  15. @jwoliner Laffer Skein Shingle Helmed!! http://bit.ly/4vgkP0 -- congrats on looking like a very intelligent murderer in variety!!
  16. i'm on a seafood diet. i see food... and wonder if its shrimp, salmon, crab whathaveyou. i just love food that once lived in water.
  17. so many great movies and tv shows shot in NYC, and according 2 same movies/tv shows, lots of fat italian mobsters shot here 2.
  18. i hung a "dream catcher" above my bed. then, to keep it fair, i hung a picture of my dad so i could have a "dream crusher" too.
  19. @jondaly: JayZ is a real dick. "if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you, son". Cmon, man, help your son. Talk him THROUGH it. Dick.
  20. hey @theleaguefx r u good place to get more information about the fx show w/ @paulscheer, @jonlajoiecomedy airs 2nite @ 1030pm? #TheLeague