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  1. @RobKornhauser Nope, @Mr_Dennismiller is the Dennis Miller of twitter.
  2. @RobKornhauser Miracle Milt is not sitting on his ass--he is currently with Khimki Moscow and is the best thing to hit Russia since Tatu
  3. Things that sound cooler than they actually are: LaserJet Printers
  4. Most rectangular state: Wyoming. Least rectangular state: Hawaii. Despite their differences, they both still have meth problems.
  5. Toblerones are the most structurally sound candy bar. That is why they are so expensive.
  6. Obese are more at risk for swine flu : http://tinyurl.com/r7t4ar That's like the wingéd being more at risk for bird flu.
  7. The tape of LeBron getting dunked on will soon be found in an Amsterdam attic.
  8. Never convert to Judaism in jail--there is nothing more terrifying than a prison bris.
  9. @weeminer Don't be distracted by all the Jack Links beef jerky--go for the gold!
  10. No Triple Crown for Yao Ming
  11. 150 yrs. for Madoff? He's going to be so jacked when he gets out.
  12. http://www.slate.com/id/222... : "Do we really need link-shortening services like Bit.ly?" I guess not.
  13. If you ever make a public apology for adultery, make sure you do so sporting a lustrous, healthy-looking tan from the hot Argentine sun.
  14. The Michael Jackson autopsy is going to be like that scene in Jaws when they cut the shark open and find license plates and tricycles
  15. Sorry, Iran, Twitter has moved on to Michael Jackson. If only Mousavi could moonwalk...
  16. @weeminer Bracelet time, baby
  17. @weeminer Make sure Canseco isn't at your table
  18. @asegura1221 Good thing you linked to that story. Despite being Drudge's headline for the last 24 hours, no one saw it.
  19. Hmm. I like Ahmadinejad's proposed health care plan, but Mousavi says he'll lower taxes. Screw it, I'm voting for Karroubi.
  20. @weeminer On the world series website, photos of today's event, photo 4, there is a pensive-looking polish boy in the background