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  1. #ShameOnYouAbc for canceling Hank
  2. Going to see "Old Dogs." Had no idea they were making a Sex and the City sequel.
  3. Why do they have aerial blimp coverage of indoor basketball games?
  4. Why is Game 4 of the World Series sponsored by Fern Gully?
  5. So what if Andre Agassi did meth, everyone knows Pete Sampras used to freebase orphan blood.
  6. @RobKornhauser Did you say Malik Allen!? The Bulls got Malik Allen!!!!! Where's Gar Forman? I gotsta give him some game balls!
  7. Hiding in an attic gets you on CNN, but dressing in women's clothing while hiding in a sandbox gets you on a sex offender list? #cryforhelp
  8. Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize one day after bombing the moon, confirming my original suspicions: Alfred Nobel fucking hated the moon
  9. What the fuck am I supposed to do with 1,600 lbs. of Olympic-themed pierogies?
  10. I really enjoyed Bob Costas' interview with New York Jets head coach Chaz Bono
  11. After all those years in Wisconsin, Minnesota is going to be a culture shock for Brett Favre.
  12. Guns don't kill people, dog fighters kill people. I mean dogs. They kill dogs.
  13. Why do modern ball players use steroids? They should just harness the tremendous power of racism like Ty Cobb did.
  14. @RobKornhauser Zach Braff?
  15. @RobKornhauser Don't worry. Manny, Big Papi, and a syringe full of BOLI are going to have a beer tonight and work it out.
  16. @The_Real_Shaq Do you think your recent visit to China means they finally embrace free market Shaqitalism?
  17. @Xenosaurus He's a machine
  18. http://tinyurl.com/mdb5x6 World's oldest man dies. In a shocking coincidence, the world's youngest person was just born.
  19. TV Series idea: "Gene Therapy"--a live feed from Gene Wilder's appointments with his psychologist.
  20. @sportsguy33 re: Worst movie sequels never made-- Usual Suspects 2. Keyser Soze finds a new crew for some Ocean's 12ian hijinks.