nickcave
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I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.
10:44 AM Nov 6th
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Bad day. Curled up in bed with a pint of Rocky Road of Gibraltar ice cream, Jarvis, and the first season of X-Files.
10:40 AM Oct 21st
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Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?
9:54 AM Oct 19th
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At the costume shop again. Embarrassed -- Jarvis just walked in on me trying on moustaches.
7:55 AM Oct 16th
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Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation, a Tamarind Limoncello Jefferson, and grimacing inwardly.
10:43 AM Oct 15th
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Figured out why L Cohen blocked me when I tried to bond with him over his Lovecraftian gchat status. Turns out "Sukkot" isn't what I thought
11:32 AM Oct 13th
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Susie's astrology manuals rule this house with a New Age fist. She screams out "The Big Dipper!" every time I try to give that girl a kiss.
8:27 AM Oct 12th
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Drunk-dialed by Robert Smith, crying that "they" were trying to "blow up his moon man." Figured out he meant some MTV award and hung up.
8:31 AM Oct 9th
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Staring at my upper lip in the mirror. Wistful.
7:58 AM Oct 8th
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Hidden in the attic, eating crisps and complaining to Tracy Pew via Ouija board.
10:20 AM Oct 7th
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Drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte and scribbling in my journal. What rhymes best with apothecary? Mortuary? Marionberry?
10:36 AM Oct 6th
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Halloween costume shopping with Jarvis. Attempting to dissuade him from going as Lady Gaga.
10:52 AM Oct 5th
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Trying to leave Blixa a voicemail for the past 37 minutes. Still listening to his greeting.
9:33 AM Oct 2nd
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Arguing with agent over menu at Murder Salads. Can't imagine eating something called "Love's Ugly Little Blintz." Also: too much lemon zest.
1:02 PM Oct 1st
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Made appointment for aura-soma consultation to celebrate end of Mercury in Retrograde. Psychic turned out to be Lydia Lunch in a funny hat.
8:22 AM Sep 30th
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Putting on a disguise and going to read my new book in a crowded coffee shop.
3:02 PM Sep 29th
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Avoiding Andrew Eldritch's calls.
8:33 AM Sep 29th
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When painting my nails, I skipped the top coat; something my stylist would not have allowed.
11:00 AM Sep 28th
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Arguing about Austrian painters with Morrissey. Worried I crossed the line when I got flustered, exclaimed "Schiele take a bow!" and fled.
11:13 AM Sep 25th
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@ Real fake Nick Cave had wisdom teeth taken out the other week. Wit will return when the wit returns...
1:31 PM Aug 21st
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in reply to ThredboSastrugi
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- Name Fake Nick Cave
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