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  1. I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.
  2. Bad day. Curled up in bed with a pint of Rocky Road of Gibraltar ice cream, Jarvis, and the first season of X-Files.
  3. Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?
  4. At the costume shop again. Embarrassed -- Jarvis just walked in on me trying on moustaches.
  5. Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation, a Tamarind Limoncello Jefferson, and grimacing inwardly.
  6. Figured out why L Cohen blocked me when I tried to bond with him over his Lovecraftian gchat status. Turns out "Sukkot" isn't what I thought
  7. Susie's astrology manuals rule this house with a New Age fist. She screams out "The Big Dipper!" every time I try to give that girl a kiss.
  8. Drunk-dialed by Robert Smith, crying that "they" were trying to "blow up his moon man." Figured out he meant some MTV award and hung up.
  9. Staring at my upper lip in the mirror. Wistful.
  10. Hidden in the attic, eating crisps and complaining to Tracy Pew via Ouija board.
  11. Drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte and scribbling in my journal. What rhymes best with apothecary? Mortuary? Marionberry?
  12. Halloween costume shopping with Jarvis. Attempting to dissuade him from going as Lady Gaga.
  13. Trying to leave Blixa a voicemail for the past 37 minutes. Still listening to his greeting.
  14. Arguing with agent over menu at Murder Salads. Can't imagine eating something called "Love's Ugly Little Blintz." Also: too much lemon zest.
  15. Made appointment for aura-soma consultation to celebrate end of Mercury in Retrograde. Psychic turned out to be Lydia Lunch in a funny hat.
  16. Putting on a disguise and going to read my new book in a crowded coffee shop.
  17. Avoiding Andrew Eldritch's calls.
  18. When painting my nails, I skipped the top coat; something my stylist would not have allowed.
  19. Arguing about Austrian painters with Morrissey. Worried I crossed the line when I got flustered, exclaimed "Schiele take a bow!" and fled.
  20. @ThredboSastrugi Real fake Nick Cave had wisdom teeth taken out the other week. Wit will return when the wit returns...