nick
Only 38 people watched my latest clip at http://theblankwhitecards.com -- it's 47 freaking seconds, what do you people want from me?
| nick In five years, Michael Ian Black will be asking people to call @mat "Mathew Hopnan." |
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| nick Having just fallen off the edge of Gawker's needs, I need a new regular writing gig. I'll be, uh, here if you need me. |
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| nick @juliaallison Oh darling, don't be silly. I want to be invited to write for them again. |
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| nick A magazine was foolish enough to say yes to an article about wittiest Twitterers. There must be tons left whom I'm not following. Name them! |
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| nick Good news! The team at The Long Now was able to copy Eno's mind into a force-grown clone. He's lost a couple days but is stable. |
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| nick Eno's death on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... I thought of adding it but I'd feel too morbid. |
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| nick "A part of me has become immortal, out of my control." How true, Brian Eno. (1948-2008) |
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| nick Roommate borrowed "How To Win Friends And Influence People" for 6 months and left it by the toilet. Asking her to read it closer this time. |
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| nick Breakspin and Pretendyousawthemovie have been claimed. I still have the others as well as, um, platoscaveman.com. For a pretentious blogger? |
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| nick Does anyone want dailygoatse.com, miffd.com, lefter.tv, stuffonmyass.com, ultimatezings.com, breakspin.com, or pretendyousawthemovie.com? |
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| nick Trying to tell people I learned the YLNT theme. Sounding like Dwight Schrute. "Do you listen to YLNT?" "No." That's because you're stupid." |
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| nick In my new sketch at http://theblankwhitecards.com I fall in love with a waitress at Chevy's. (We will Ebay the sombrero for charity.) |
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| nick Listing online euphemisms (not just jokey definitions) for Gawker: Viral = cheap, experimental = failed. Got one? |
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| nick From "white elephant" and "elephant in the room" comes the word for the guy no one wants to see at the party: Social Elephant. |
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| nick Name my movie about the startup/blogger crowds. OMG? Chattering Classes? Blogged? Startup? |
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| nick My comedy show started today! http://theblankwhitecards.com features me, Jared Horney, and spit takes. |
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| nick @FarkerPeaceboy When you measure your unfollowers by the hundreds, then you will be a man. Related: Ass cunt cocksucker mick wop donkeypunch |
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| nick Support your community. Favorite more tweets. (Or help at a soup kitchen but, ugh, POOR PEOPLE.) |
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| nick Watching *Celebrity*. The male lead in any Woody Allen film talks like Woody Allen, and *I don't mind*. |
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