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  1. @indefensible I TAKE IT ALL BACK, YOU GLISTENING HUNK OF MANMEAT
  2. @Randazzoj Or "No Country for Old Growth", "Is Manipulated by a System of Sticks and Strings with Wolves", and "Splinterback Mountain".
  3. Mike owes me this shirt because I'm shilling it to you. I use Twitter wrong: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  4. Oh shit you guys, Iran cracked down on the protestors! MAKE YOUR ICONS GREENER
  5. How To Get Rich, by Nick Douglas: 1. Don't enjoy going out to drink and eat. 2. Congratulations!
  6. OH NO, NOT KARL MALwait who?
  7. RIP Gavin Newsom
  8. Everyone has a dating-ad self-description in them. "I'm sometimes quiet, but I can get a little cah-razy!"
  9. Whenever you start to feel like Favrd doesn't matter, check http://comedytweet.com -- you still don't matter but hey you beat these guys!
  10. Quick, get this shirt before another one dies! http://bit.ly/WUWsm
  11. For @neilhimself on his 666,666th: Balloons and Doomsday. http://flic.kr/p/6AUAPW
  12. @neilhimself So you're telling us... BALLOONS OR DOOMSDAY?
  13. "Ten Ways I'm Going To Make Rent At The Cost Of My Soul"
  14. Movie combo #2: A British gang leader in the future gets denied from Stanford and visits the campus to earn an acceptance.
  15. I combine two movies, you name the combo-title and write your own. #1: A drug addict goes to hell to save his wife. His arm gets amputated.
  16. Key change = singalong
  17. Watching the better, original Little Mermaid starring Princess Helvetica.
  18. To listen to the Jonas Brothers once, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune. To listen twice looks like your testes haven't dropped.
  19. Steve Martin taught his kids to talk wrong. "Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?" Me? I teach iTunes that "Oh Yeah" is "De-Bow-Bow."
  20. Do you want to illustrate/design t-shirts based on my slogans? Email nick@toomuchnick.com with a link to your past work.