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  1. "What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A bitch who will FIND YOU." Grandma says to say I didn't hear this from her.9:30 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. Obama's golf partner says his latest publicized round on the links was just a "friendly foursome." You ain't helping, lady.6:34 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  3. "Suspect was to be sent to Afghanistan, where he only would have killed twelve *brown* people."6:30 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  4. Silly Philip Glass, you didn't need to go and make an opera based on Johannes Kepler! Mannheim Steamroller already did it!5:09 PM Nov 5th from web
  5. What's the date? I forgot.9:40 AM Nov 5th from web
  6. Okay, so you ran a marathon. What do you want, a gold medal? Oh, I see you've already got one there.10:09 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  7. Best part of looping "No Sex for Ben" is the little sigh at the beginning. I dint care if you're tired, litle iPod slave! SING IT AGAIN!8:20 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  8. Claude Levi-Strauss had his death announced just a few minutes early so he could study the people who rushed to add it to Wikipedia.7:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
  9. Buried: Duplicate Story. #sadepitaph10:12 AM Nov 2nd from web
  10. Oh holy shit I have to write over 1600 words *every day of the month*? Who invented this fucking NaNoWriMo anyway?8:03 AM Nov 2nd from web
  11. AW SHEE-IT GUYS NPR IS LIVE-TWEETING NPR.ORG'S SWITCH TO MYSQL SOMEBODY BRING DORITOS AND BEER http://bit.ly/1wHZCQ5:19 PM Nov 1st from web
  12. In fifteen years, Ninja Turtles nostalgia will be replaced with "Hey, remember Farmville? I got two tractors on that shit!"8:58 AM Oct 30th from web
  13. Who's dancing around his apartment singing along to "Poker Face"? This guy! I mean not me, I'm sitting quietly at my desk. Raise you two.7:59 AM Oct 30th from web
  14. @NickWapachee Tell me about it!3:36 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to NickWapachee
  15. "Like my new boots? My bookie made them for me," he said concretely. #tomswifties1:00 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  16. "Dancin' with myse-elf," he said idly. #tomswifties12:56 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  17. @mathowie Don't worry, it's stipulated in their charter that they never will.12:52 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to mathowie
  18. Actual lines from Ms. Justin Long's screenplay: "My fingers are trembling." "You're about to fuck a dying man." It's unethical NOT to peek.10:41 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  19. @gruber EXPLAIN FURTHER10:36 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  20. BREAKING: Ignorant screenwriter lady is now googling "video sperm past 70." Obviously I need to read this script.10:35 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
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