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- "What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A bitch who will FIND YOU." Grandma says to say I didn't hear this from her.9:30 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- Obama's golf partner says his latest publicized round on the links was just a "friendly foursome." You ain't helping, lady.6:34 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- "Suspect was to be sent to Afghanistan, where he only would have killed twelve *brown* people."6:30 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- Silly Philip Glass, you didn't need to go and make an opera based on Johannes Kepler! Mannheim Steamroller already did it!5:09 PM Nov 5th from web
- What's the date? I forgot.9:40 AM Nov 5th from web
- Okay, so you ran a marathon. What do you want, a gold medal?
Oh, I see you've already got one there.10:09 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- Best part of looping "No Sex for Ben" is the little sigh at the beginning. I dint care if you're tired, litle iPod slave! SING IT AGAIN!8:20 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- Claude Levi-Strauss had his death announced just a few minutes early so he could study the people who rushed to add it to Wikipedia.7:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Buried: Duplicate Story. 10:12 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Oh holy shit I have to write over 1600 words *every day of the month*? Who invented this fucking NaNoWriMo anyway?8:03 AM Nov 2nd from web
- AW SHEE-IT GUYS NPR IS LIVE-TWEETING NPR.ORG'S SWITCH TO MYSQL SOMEBODY BRING DORITOS AND BEER 5:19 PM Nov 1st from web
- In fifteen years, Ninja Turtles nostalgia will be replaced with "Hey, remember Farmville? I got two tractors on that shit!"8:58 AM Oct 30th from web
- Who's dancing around his apartment singing along to "Poker Face"? This guy!
I mean not me, I'm sitting quietly at my desk. Raise you two.7:59 AM Oct 30th from web
- @ Tell me about it!3:36 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to NickWapachee
- "Like my new boots? My bookie made them for me," he said concretely. 1:00 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
- "Dancin' with myse-elf," he said idly. 12:56 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
- @ Don't worry, it's stipulated in their charter that they never will.12:52 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to mathowie
- Actual lines from Ms. Justin Long's screenplay: "My fingers are trembling." "You're about to fuck a dying man." It's unethical NOT to peek.10:41 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
- @ EXPLAIN FURTHER10:36 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
- BREAKING: Ignorant screenwriter lady is now googling "video sperm past 70." Obviously I need to read this script.10:35 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
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- Name Nick Douglas
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://toomuchnic...
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