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  1. RT @jimmychenchen: spooning with a boner is sporking
  2. Typing #RED to raise AIDS awareness would feel more useful if (1) I was unaware or (2) it raised money directly instead of selling Nikes.
  3. @lonelysandwich Move your fat ass, it's covering up Margaret Atwood.
  4. Accent-dependent rhymes: Rap's last defense against acoustic covers.
  5. If Apple ever decreases boot time, I won't have time to pee before hitting alt to go into Windows.
  6. @meaghano Whenever Mom popped in that CD, my brother and I made fun of the Cranberries.
  7. Accidental iPhone correction inspiration: I hope some day I get to write the line, "I'm is bad for feelings!"
  8. WHAT DO I NAME MY WEBCOMIC ABOUT THE INTERNET
  9. @nictate Tell them, "I happen to have Woody Allen right here." "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work!"
  10. If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
  11. GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw
  12. Hate the past you. Hate the present you because future you will hate you too. JK LOL YOU'RE AWESOME NEVER CHANGE
  13. When I die (in 200 years), I hope you all remember me for getting about a dozen other Twitter users to recognize the genius of "AS USALLY."
  14. Follow Friday: @loadedsanta. Shit Saint Nick Says.
  15. tl;instapaper
  16. @lonelysandwich Hey, @nick here. Loved your tweet. How is the family? And is work going well too? I'd write more, but I'm running out of roo
  17. Twitter prompt, 2010: "Wheres you at?"
  18. Using Twitter, that's what I'm doing! Wait, they changed WHAT!?
  19. "Czechs celebrate 20-year-old fall of communism." Ha! It took the filthy capitalists two decades to throw a parade!?
  20. At the Lily's Revenge in the third (!) intermission. We saw a little penis! So, a typical night for us.