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RT @: spooning with a boner is sporking
29 minutes ago
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Typing to raise AIDS awareness would feel more useful if (1) I was unaware or (2) it raised money directly instead of selling Nikes.
11:14 AM Dec 1st
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@ Move your fat ass, it's covering up Margaret Atwood.
11:12 AM Dec 1st
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Accent-dependent rhymes: Rap's last defense against acoustic covers.
9:43 AM Dec 1st
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If Apple ever decreases boot time, I won't have time to pee before hitting alt to go into Windows.
7:43 AM Dec 1st
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@ Whenever Mom popped in that CD, my brother and I made fun of the Cranberries.
8:22 PM Nov 30th
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Accidental iPhone correction inspiration: I hope some day I get to write the line, "I'm is bad for feelings!"
3:07 PM Nov 30th
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WHAT DO I NAME MY WEBCOMIC ABOUT THE INTERNET
12:21 PM Nov 30th
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@ Tell them, "I happen to have Woody Allen right here." "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work!"
1:50 PM Nov 25th
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If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
11:09 AM Nov 25th
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GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG
8:42 AM Nov 25th
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Hate the past you. Hate the present you because future you will hate you too.
JK LOL YOU'RE AWESOME NEVER CHANGE
12:36 AM Nov 22nd
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When I die (in 200 years), I hope you all remember me for getting about a dozen other Twitter users to recognize the genius of "AS USALLY."
12:26 PM Nov 21st
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Follow Friday: @. Shit Saint Nick Says.
1:52 PM Nov 20th
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tl;instapaper
1:37 PM Nov 20th
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@ Hey, @ here. Loved your tweet. How is the family? And is work going well too? I'd write more, but I'm running out of roo
1:13 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to lonelysandwich
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Twitter prompt, 2010: "Wheres you at?"
1:02 PM Nov 20th
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Using Twitter, that's what I'm doing!
Wait, they changed WHAT!?
9:41 PM Nov 19th
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"Czechs celebrate 20-year-old fall of communism." Ha! It took the filthy capitalists two decades to throw a parade!?
12:42 PM Nov 17th
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At the Lily's Revenge in the third (!) intermission. We saw a little penis! So, a typical night for us.
7:22 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Nick Douglas
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://toomuchnic...
- Bio Editor of Twitter Wit and aspiring novelist/screenwriter.
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