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Oh-ho, so when @MISSY_BOO tweets it, it doesn't land on Favrd, but when I do, it hits the front page. GOTCHA!
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| Everybody GET BEHIND THE GUY IN A SEGWAY HELMET http://tinyurl.com/69gpms |
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| Is there a search engine that only returns those great ten-paragraph articles you bookmark with "read later"? I want to read one re Sudoku. |
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| @smartasshat At $9.95/mo, he complains about small things the hookers do wrong online. $29.95: Impressions. |
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| Ways @reelfeed spells "Cafe Soleil": "soil," "soile." Probably related: She's not wearing pants. |
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| Tonight's meme is how incredible @aedison is. The girl is MAJORING IN FUNNY. No, really, that's her degree. So. Now that's happening. |
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| Jesus. Can you do me a huge favor? If I stopped following you this week, it was Twitter's fault. Please @nick me so I can add you again. |
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| Tip for fellow drunkards: Look in the mirror. Are you hot? Then you're drunk! You're welcome. |
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| Filling out the report ("What I did: Checked my fan base. What I expected: Blowjobs") is so fun that I perversely hope for Twitter spam. |
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| @jack Jesus, you mean I didn't just lose 500 followers? Jesus, you mean someone already took that gag? |
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| B-side "epic *ail"s: "Jason and the Argonauts are making another voyage." "I just visited Alcatraz." "Best. Monty Python reference. Ever." |
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| @hotdogsladies Good reason to turn the deluxe nuts into your Thing: A shot of your salty fingers will look great on the front of Datebook. |
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| I try to ironically screw up a meme and it juat rnds in EPIC FAIL. |
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| BODY MAIL IS DOWN, NOW WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE wait it's 2 a.m. we're saved |
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| I tried talking to @johnmaeda but he keeps showing me how I could have said it in fewer characters. |
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| Anyone know how to rip a band's homemade CD if my iMac spits it out? I have nothing else that plays CDs! And this uke album looks so pretty. |
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| What's the biggest faux pas you ever made on the Internet? (Mine? Probably telling Gawker readers to watch a guy throw a puppy off a cliff.) |
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| Warning to anyone else thinking of using just their first name on Twitter: You will get constant messages from people too dumb for computers |
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| My comedy show now has a pure white background, and I have a new baby-blue jacket. Also, poke sex: http://theblankwhitecards.com/ |
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