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  1. The love of family, the company of friends, the realization of true wealth... these things are incorruptible and for this I give thanks. about 5 hours ago from web
  2. Whaddya call a day of stuffing your face and watching sports while trying not to argue with family? I call it Sunday... very thankfully. 2:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. A room full of corporate suits schooling a stand up comic on what's funny, is like Mother Teresa giving a course on how to gobble rope. 9:17 AM Nov 21st from web
  4. When life gives you lemons become just as bitter and acidic as those lemons and squirt yourself into life's eyes. Yeah how's that feel life! 10:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  5. Today had a happy ending; and it wasn't such a bad day either. 8:35 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. @EllaBella2 The Ravens are blanking CLE 16 naught. Hope you had a good workout. 8:29 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to EllaBella2
  7. My neighbor has their tree up. Maybe Scrooge was right! Boy What day is it? Why it's 10/10 sir. Well then get the f**k off of my property. 4:38 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. Andre Agassi did Meth and I'm not talking about the rapper. He's just bragging "Yea I won the U.S. Open and I was on Meth". Such a show off! 4:30 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. is trying to stop the bleeding. It's that time of the month... the time where I try to juggle sharp knives. 7:22 PM Nov 4th from web
  10. Hey did you hear... the recession is over. Now if only someone would tell my bank account. 11:05 AM Oct 29th from web
  11. Waddya call a Democrat that opposes the public option? A Republican. Waddya call a cowardly Republican? Joe Lieberman 3:10 PM Oct 27th from web
  12. I still haven't shaved, so I'm wearing a beard and staying in the closet, that's wear I keep my razor. 4:08 PM Oct 26th from web
  13. is wearing a beard until Sunday & then I plan on going straight. That's right I'm gay until Sunday. Maybe I'll just shave, this thing itches 2:20 PM Oct 23rd from web
  14. I just released a helium balloon in my back yard and it's carrying a helpless kitten. I am hoping to get a show on Animal Planet. 5:44 PM Oct 20th from web
  15. If you're sex is on fire... maybe you're listening to Kings of Leon; or maybe you need to see a doctor. 5:47 PM Oct 19th from web
  16. I will never twitpic another photo of me and an Andy Warhol book again.Just because I have a nice rack doesn't make me a slut. Jealous much? 2:47 PM Oct 16th from web
  17. I love the boy who cried "I've been carried off in a helium balloon". 3:48 PM Oct 15th from web
  18. I thought I was dreaming only to find that I was awake. I thought was awake only to find those around me sleeping. I thought I was sleeping 5:51 PM Oct 12th from web
  19. listening to the BBC and wondering why we love this accent so much. More importantly why don't they feel the same way? Oh yea... Bush. 9:09 PM Oct 9th from web
  20. Obama wins the Nobel prize and Republicans decry the award; if he discovered a way to fly they would say he's too lazy to walk. 11:06 AM Oct 9th from web