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  1. missed 10 hours of school, paid $44 4 a train ride 2 get 2 Merced 4 my "mandatory" court. All 4 them to schedule another day. Fuck u Merced about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. I was just told that I was "breath-taking" by the hottest guy I've ever known. I need to sit down. Lol. =) <3 about 13 hours ago from txt
  3. RT: @megatanner: i bring pie to parties, invite me and taste my pie (He is the weirdest person I know. For sure.) about 14 hours ago from txt
  4. @effingally Past tense? You haven't seen me yet, fool. =) about 17 hours ago from txt
  5. Can't wait to see my sissy, @effingally, in just a few short minutes!! about 17 hours ago from txt
  6. Everyone should follow @megatanner and myself, @nicbondage. We are hilarious. And awesome. And Jesus cums miracles. Word. about 18 hours ago from txt
  7. @megatanner From contacts, to pirates, to blow jobs, to a miracle-cumming Jesus... We are fucking rad. =ñ about 18 hours ago from txt
  8. @megatanner Man, I should be on the radio. I'm fucking funny. Whose dick do I... I mean, who do I talk to to "secure my job?" lol about 18 hours ago from txt
  9. @SouthBoundBear I know, man.!! They didn't even have the decency to spit on their hand and lube it up first! =) about 18 hours ago from txt
  10. RT: @effingally: The merced mall smells weird. (insert racist comment here) about 18 hours ago from txt
  11. @megatanner I think the only appropriate gesture for showing appreciation to my number of blow jobs is...A cock slap, to the face. =) about 18 hours ago from txt
  12. @RAKOONZ Ha! Yup! I'm thinking a threesome...me, you, Adam. Love it. =) about 18 hours ago from txt
  13. @megatanner Dang, I've secured a lot of jobs in my time. =ñ about 18 hours ago from txt
  14. @megatanner Haha, I'm surprised you are, too. Stumbling over your words, lame jokes...you must suck a good dick to keep your job. =) lol about 18 hours ago from txt
  15. @effingally insert racist comment here. =) about 18 hours ago from txt
  16. @megatanner Geez! Sense of humor: get one. =) about 19 hours ago from txt
  17. @megatanner Are you calling me a hoe? =) about 19 hours ago from txt
  18. @megatanner That's adorable, really. If you need a rum drinking partner, I'm in, matey. =) about 19 hours ago from txt
  19. @megatanner So if you can't wear glasses and you JUST got contacts, how have you been seeing anything?? about 19 hours ago from txt
  20. @megatanner Just wear glasses. Guys with glasses are HOT!! about 19 hours ago from txt