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  1. You can't argue with everyone who has a different opinion than you. Well you could, but I just get so tired saying I'm right all the time.
  2. When all you have is lunchmeat, everything looks like a sandwich.
  3. Just discovered White Castle burgers in the freezer. If I'm going to do this wrong, I guess I'll do it the wrongest.
  4. My mother has a cache of Caramellos so it was nice knowing you thinnish me.
  5. Photo: Latte (with Foam) Starbucks, I do no think that word means what you think it means. http://tumblr.com/x1q46nmoo
  6. Going home for a few days, so if you don't hear from me, assume I've lost my mind.
  7. The Cheez-It boxes are now nine instead of 16 ounces, which makes me feel not guilty at all for eating a whole box.
  8. "Do you hear him fucking mashing on that harpsichord? Hell yeah, man! You hit that!"
  9. His plan is never to use a plate, which I'd respect if crumbs weren't everywhere. One time he used a dish. It was a saucer. For toast.
  10. Do I hate him because he doesn't do the dishes? No. I despise my brother with every fiber of my body.
  11. I can't figure out what's making me angrier: the officiating of this Cowboys game, or that @gruber hasn't said anything about it.
  12. Come have a dlink of sparkring wine with me. http://yfrog.com/5d636fvj
  13. "The irony is if this were properly typeset, this would be three pages. "... Fuck I hate myself."
  14. Drinking my face off for Cortaca (@ George Keeley's in NYC) http://bit.ly/C7lR6
  15. My contribution to today's athletic contest is getting a cramp from walking to the subway too quickly.
  16. Today's the big football rivalry, so I'm finally up and getting ready to drink my face off. #cortaca
  17. Happy birthday @zolora! I would have written earlier but the pony I mailed was returned to sender, and it was a bit of a mess.
  18. "'Lack of precision.' It haunts you wherever you go." "That's why I'm an Episcopalian." "The worst part is my followers won't even get it!"
  19. Listening to "Today Was A Good Day" did not, in fact, make today any good at all.
  20. This dick next to me has his laptop open at the bar. I thought I was bad enough with my iPhone, and then he pulled out his.