nicbarajas
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You can't argue with everyone who has a different opinion than you.
Well you could, but I just get so tired saying I'm right all the time.
about 15 hours ago
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When all you have is lunchmeat, everything looks like a sandwich.
1:38 PM Nov 23rd
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Just discovered White Castle burgers in the freezer.
If I'm going to do this wrong, I guess I'll do it the wrongest.
8:19 PM Nov 22nd
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My mother has a cache of Caramellos so it was nice knowing you thinnish me.
6:18 PM Nov 22nd
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Photo: Latte (with Foam) Starbucks, I do no think that word means what you think it means.
5:54 AM Nov 22nd
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Going home for a few days, so if you don't hear from me, assume I've lost my mind.
5:40 AM Nov 22nd
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The Cheez-It boxes are now nine instead of 16 ounces, which makes me feel not guilty at all for eating a whole box.
3:36 PM Nov 21st
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"Do you hear him fucking mashing on that harpsichord? Hell yeah, man! You hit that!"
7:20 PM Nov 17th
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His plan is never to use a plate, which I'd respect if crumbs weren't everywhere.
One time he used a dish.
It was a saucer.
For toast.
5:50 PM Nov 16th
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Do I hate him because he doesn't do the dishes?
No.
I despise my brother with every fiber of my body.
5:46 PM Nov 16th
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I can't figure out what's making me angrier: the officiating of this Cowboys game, or that @ hasn't said anything about it.
4:12 PM Nov 15th
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Come have a dlink of sparkring wine with me.
9:37 PM Nov 14th
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"The irony is if this were properly typeset, this would be three pages.
"... Fuck I hate myself."
9:17 PM Nov 14th
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Drinking my face off for Cortaca (@ George Keeley's in NYC)
10:22 AM Nov 14th
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My contribution to today's athletic contest is getting a cramp from walking to the subway too quickly.
9:06 AM Nov 14th
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Today's the big football rivalry, so I'm finally up and getting ready to drink my face off.
7:56 AM Nov 14th
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Happy birthday @! I would have written earlier but the pony I mailed was returned to sender, and it was a bit of a mess.
8:40 PM Nov 13th
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"'Lack of precision.' It haunts you wherever you go."
"That's why I'm an Episcopalian."
"The worst part is my followers won't even get it!"
10:15 PM Nov 12th
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Listening to "Today Was A Good Day" did not, in fact, make today any good at all.
7:46 PM Nov 12th
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This dick next to me has his laptop open at the bar.
I thought I was bad enough with my iPhone, and then he pulled out his.
5:19 PM Nov 11th
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- Name Nicolas Barajas
- Location the Hipster Capital, New York
- Web http://nicbarajas...
- Bio Awkward Turtle.
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