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  1. RT @BorowitzReport: Better ending for "It's Complicated": the huge guy from "The Blind Side" comes in & beats the shit out of everyone. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Pope now packing heat again; hiding the Luger he was issued in Hitler Youth days about 10 hours ago from web
  3. RT @BorowitzReport: Pope Brandishes Nunchucks at Sunday Mass #pope #nunchucks about 10 hours ago from web
  4. RT @billmaher: Panic Nation mandates NO personal items in lap for last hour of flight again making sure terrorists win/ our lives suck ... about 10 hours ago from web
  5. RT @badbanana: I sure hope these incidents don't hold up my wire transfer from Nigeria. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. RT @BorowitzReport: Seriously, though, who in Amsterdam wants to go to Detroit? about 14 hours ago from web
  7. RT @BorowitzReport: If only Jeff Zucker had run the al-Qaeda network instead of the NBC one - it would be out of business by now. about 14 hours ago from web
  8. RT @BorowitzReport: Terror suspect reportedly asked flight attendant, "Is there room for my detonator in the overhead bin?" about 14 hours ago from web
  9. RT @BorowitzReport: Report: Most Phones Now Smarter Than Users about 19 hours ago from web
  10. RT @huffingtonpost: Will Watch Fox News For Food (PHOTO) http://bit.ly/88YflD about 21 hours ago from web
  11. RT @BorowitzReport: Homeland Security Considers Making People Fly Naked about 21 hours ago from web
  12. sorry, "heathens." No more shopping days left to make Jesus your Lord and Savior! Retail will save our soul! about 21 hours ago from web
  13. We got more wind up here in the Gorge than the Senate floor last week. But here, some beauty, too. (like snow-capped Mt. Hood) about 21 hours ago from web
  14. RT @MMFlint: Note to dumb terrorists: Don't even think of messing with a plane full of Detroiters. We have nothing to do here but seriou ... about 21 hours ago from web
  15. RT @BorowitzReport: Clearly, they need to make the Popemobile more like the Batmobile, with cool weapons and shit. about 22 hours ago from web
  16. RT @BorowitzReport: Homeland Security's policy is they have to be warned by a suspect's mom AND dad before taking it seriously. about 22 hours ago from web
  17. Oregon's gonna lose a House seat, Washington to gain one. Man, people here in Portland are SO pissed...I may hide my Wash. license plates. 6:19 PM Dec 26th from web
  18. RT @badbanana: And suddenly it's weird to sit on a stranger's lap and ask for free stuff? 3:01 PM Dec 26th from web
  19. The wind in the Gorge today in portland is, well, tempest-like. 3:00 PM Dec 26th from web
  20. Headed for Portland today, which NYTimes hypes as U.S. specialty food-cart epicenter. Hmm...maybe we can find a good Etruscan-food cart. 7:07 AM Dec 26th from web
  • Name Bill Mann
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  • Bio Newspaper critic/wiseass, Huffington Post blogger, Ntl.Enquirer operative, humorist, Canadaphile
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