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  1. Ugh, not another morsel of food for at least 3.5 days!
  2. Newsletter Tip: Use a Free Standing Insert to promote an offer, or tele-seminar. They’re a great way to add sales and covert prospects!
  3. Kudos to Charlie McDermott, @StandOutMan on always changing up his VM message to highlight current happenings/opportunties - great marketing
  4. “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Irv Kupcinet
  5. “Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants!” - Kevin James
  6. WoW! I was just invited to be the guest 'newsletter' expert for a new book, ROI Marketing Secrets Revealed! (destined to be a best seller!)
  7. Some Thanksgiving Cheer! My book The Magic of Newsletter Marketing is absolutely free for the next two days. http://tinyurl.com/yljtanl
  8. "The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time" - Thomas Jefferson
  9. @GinaParris Happy Thanksgiving Gina!
  10. You're never gonna grow your business if you don't stop licking stamps! http://tinyurl.com/yfzv2vq
  11. If you’re not earning what you’re worth – it might be your fault. You must bridge the gap! http://tinyurl.com/lsdbku
  12. Thanksgiving dinners take hours to prepare and are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes - no coincidence! Erma Bombeck
  13. Most company newsletters have something so predictably boring that nobody reads it! I call it the sleeping pill! http://tinyurl.com/mz8ede
  14. Funny Newspaper Headlines: Crack found in man's buttocks; President wins budget; more lies ahead; Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
  15. "The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself." - Peter F. Drucker
  16. FREE BOOK! The Magic of Newsletter Marketing is absolutely free for the next two days. Happy Thanksgiving! http://tinyurl.com/yljtanl
  17. “Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  18. No Joke! Get a free copy of my book, The Magic of Newsletter Marketing. It'll be your first black Friday gift! http://tinyurl.com/yljtanl
  19. Time to go exercise. Better work extra hard, gotta huge meal coming up in two days!
  20. What is the one thing that all highly successful entrepreneurs have in common? Immunity to Criticism. http://tinyurl.com/yj6hk6n