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  1. Objection, your honor: / you poked the prosecution, / but didn't friend me. http://tinyurl.com/yboeuku about 8 hours ago from web
  2. @JordanSekulow: You don't want legal, / safe abortions? Tough. We all / cover each other. 8:34 AM Dec 9th from web
  3. As Tiger teaches, / oppo-sex marriage isn't / the be-all, end-all. #NYMarriageDebate 12:47 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. Tiger hits hydrant, / tree at 2 a.m., and booze / was NOT a factor? 3:35 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. Hope your Thanksgiving / is as elegant, thoughtful / as that state dinner. 9:23 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. @climate_2012: How should I know that? / I'm no scientist; are you? / Answer MY question. 8:32 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. @climate_2012: Find one peer-reviewed, / published article that says / climate change ain't real. 8:25 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. Climate change is still / real; e-mails don't make storms less / huge, winters less mild. 8:11 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Wrote a Christmas card / for Lebron. Perhaps you'd like / me to write yours, too. http://cyranodechristmascard.blogspot.com/ 3:42 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. Gotta hand it to / Thierry Henry - the man / sure knows how to cheat. 5:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Obama bowed; so? / Doesn't mean he gets marching / orders from Japan. 4:40 AM Nov 15th from web
  12. Amherst beat Williams! / Williams now sucks in ev'ry / facet of college! 3:35 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. Abortion's legal; / why shouldn't we cover it / in the health care bill? #HCR 9:49 AM Nov 7th from web
  14. Who should I trust more: / A.M.A., A.A.R.P.? / Or Bachmann's nuts? Hmmm... 6:42 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. Reality dance / shows are awful, but I might / watch something like this: http://tinyurl.com/ylo968f 12:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. @jonathanwald: Smarter sports writers: / Bill Simmons, Bethlehem Shoals. / I mean, read this thing!: http://www.cnbc.com/id/33587668 11:38 AM Nov 3rd from web
  17. @jonathanwald: Thanks for compliment. / Rovell could've Googled Meb / and not stepped in it. 11:24 AM Nov 3rd from web
  18. @darrenrovell1: You, sir, are no Meb. / Your problems are much bigger / than US Running's. http://bit.ly/2hLUyp 8:20 AM Nov 3rd from web
  19. Agassi admits, / in 1997, / he really methed up. 9:05 AM Oct 28th from web
  20. Please let me write your / Christmas card for you. It'll / fill you with good cheer. http://bit.ly/28DR3A 6:50 PM Oct 27th from web