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  1. Prospects bleak for children born in mangers, claim sociologists http://bit.ly/5wa4Sb
  2. Queen’s Christmas speech; star storms out http://bit.ly/5flu1D
  3. Vegetarian continues to ruin Christmas dinner for his family http://bit.ly/4ZD9Js
  4. ‘Never again’ vows husband after 12 hour present wrapping nightmare http://bit.ly/5zJ5FX
  5. Man confident he displayed poise and grace after going arse over tit in the snow http://bit.ly/86sjra
  6. Countdown begins for Christmas Day family hostage situation http://bit.ly/5eL9kX
  7. Santa ‘furious’ as weather grounds Rudolph http://bit.ly/767m6z
  8. Public not ready for 2010 Switchover claims new Report http://bit.ly/59sLGO
  9. Children ‘getting over-excited’ about going to church on Christmas morning http://bit.ly/70E8Xz
  10. Terrorist camps throw their support behind Diploma qualification http://bit.ly/5vItCA
  11. Media barons launch lawsuit against ‘that bloke who just stands in Smiths reading stuff’ http://bit.ly/5DhCbC
  12. Gift solutions to feature ‘Oh, That’ll Do’ stickers http://bit.ly/65FaS5
  13. Justice Secretary accepts that ‘he’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice’ is inadequate deterrent http://bit.ly/6mgv0I
  14. 3-D movies posing a threat to the livelihoods of one-dimensional actors http://bit.ly/6aszWW
  15. Campaigners celebrate as last ‘Strictly’ contestant is finally freed http://bit.ly/87kbNz
  16. Football pundit astounds literary critics with use of seasonal imagery http://bit.ly/7WeD8p
  17. Shortest day shrinking warn climatologists http://bit.ly/6NV0JO
  18. Critics hail new Katie Price novel ‘Memoirs of an Underpaid Ghost-writer’ http://bit.ly/6Ycw1B
  19. UPS buy 40% stake ‘in Santa’ http://bit.ly/4YV9yV
  20. Dog walking romance still hangs in the balance http://bit.ly/6gWeua