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  1. NEWS! Lidl to open first Dubai supermarket http://bit.ly/81VPcG
  2. WeekArse Issue 5 is out now! http://bit.ly/8e99mN You can subscribe, completely FREE, right here http://bit.ly/4GtGjY
  3. NEWS! Sick horses demand rodent places on experimental medical trials http://bit.ly/5kwXwP
  4. NEWS! Irish church to get much better at covering things up http://bit.ly/7RU88h
  5. @DavidMascord - Seems to be working okay at our end. Can you check again? Or just visit newsarse.com!
  6. NEWS! Court rules banks can bugger you provided they warn you first http://bit.ly/4WH9Iy
  7. @dungeekin - Ha, yes, great minds and all that...
  8. NEWS! Children to get GCSE qualification in ‘not hitting women’ http://bit.ly/6nSisq
  9. NEWS! Prostitute-using policeman ‘most relaxed we’ve ever encountered’ http://bit.ly/62NDan
  10. NEWS! Coma man already bored witless by daytime television http://bit.ly/87hVri
  11. NEWS! Train man moves right the way down inside the carriage http://bit.ly/6iOwJT
  12. NEWS! Conservatives to explain concept of ‘emergency’ to David Cameron http://bit.ly/4yTDCi
  13. NEWS! Katie Price finally starting to get the message http://bit.ly/6j9UMa
  14. Stuck for a Xmas present idea for an Irish football fan? I'm sure they'd like this... http://bit.ly/4E3O1j
  15. WeekArse Issue 4 out now http://bit.ly/Sagt5 You can subscribe, completely FREE, right here http://bit.ly/4GtGjY
  16. NEWS! I didn’t want the job anyway, Blair tells EU http://bit.ly/3cedBo
  17. NEWS! Survey shows councils wasting significantly less than everyone thought http://bit.ly/1zrm1J
  18. "Unorthodox French training methods finally pay off" http://yfrog.com/5othierryh...
  19. NEWS! North west train stations to be brought into 1970s http://bit.ly/3XlhVs
  20. NEWS! France celebrates becoming even more detestable http://bit.ly/21iYsG