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  1. yes, we really DO charge money for the WORK we do on your project. My mortgage company doesn't accept lollipops.
  2. taking 3-5 days to code your site after waiting 3 weeks for you to approve the mockup, is NOT a long time.
  3. It's the Internet, not Burger King.
  4. If you bought a new car and 3 yrs later you need brakes, will they be free? Your site design is not covered under any lifetime warranty!
  5. Just because you worked in advertising a decade ago doesn't mean you know anything about building websites. Plz shut up & let me do my job.
  6. Yo coders: a little honey gets you more flies. Brush up on your social skills. Put down your iPhone for 5 min. & be pleasant, for chrissake.
  7. just because you think it should cost $50 to design and develop your 24 page site, doesn't mean it will.
  8. just because it's *out there* doesn't mean you can *have it*
  9. padding and margins. learn them. love them. live in the now!
  10. RSS buttons do NOT need to be so big that it takes up 3/4 of your sidebar, mkay?
  11. Blinkie users need discipline - go to your room.
  12. banner graphics that go below or even come close to the fold should be punishable by a fine and/or 8 continuous hours of Badgerphone
  13. rebuilding should be outlawed within the continental US (screaming @ MT)
  14. people who embed music get 20 yrs to life.
  15. Comic Sans should be banned from the Internets.