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  1. Are you getting all B. A. Baracus (Mr T) on your brother there @Harry_O? Quit your jibba jabba, drop and give me 20! :)
  2. I just discovered http://www.yoink.com .. Find free things & help others by giving away things you don't need. Great idea!
  3. there is a soccer coach named mancini (mankini). why is it that it makes me giggle like a school girl when I hear that?
  4. Bring out your inner bogan @Markedw ;)
  5. is it wrong of me to laugh when the Pakistan cricket team is lead by someone named 'Salman Butt'?
  6. what's with all these chicks in short shorts and bruised thighs?
  7. I swear this asian dude sitting across from me at the airport has a hand bag
  8. I saw santa a min ago on a ride on lawn mower in the middle of summer
  9. I think boat people have more room than I had on that Virgin Blue flight yesterday & I was verbally molested by a Lebanese man!
  10. @Harry_O how can u sit there at a soccer match where nothing actually happens? I would rather watch golf, at least they get a score :)
  11. @Specticackle there is nasal spray technology for that mate ;)
  12. should I be worried if I order chinese and I can hear a dog barking in the background?
  13. Lois Lane is such a freakin cuddle tart.. Such a bloody tease!
  14. @UpfrontTZ he isn't a detective, he is a blood splatter analyst ;)
  15. RT @thoughtOtheday: Feeling "born again" is not an excuse to crap your pants.
  16. RT @almightygod: If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
  17. RT @Portnik: How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
  18. I just saw the season finale of dexter season 4, it was awesome.. very unexpected ending..
  19. does no one else see the problem with seemingly straight grown men calling one another bra?
  20. A wave brought an old woman and I together at the beach today. It was as if it was meant to happen!