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  1. I'd like to be left alone for a while, please and thank you. Super busy and tired.
  2. No offense, just starting the busiest month ever and I don't have time to even breathe. Might have life in October. Not even kidding.
  3. I'm so ready for this summer to be over. It sucked. GOOD RIDDANCE, summer.
  4. Overheard my dainty, princess of a neighbor yell "FUCK!" this morning. Out of her view I raised my fist up in victory.
  5. Thinking of starting a vision board with only pictures of Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out. I want to work for that man SO BAD.
  6. I wonder if the hands-free law applies to ice cream truck drivers? Because I could have just bribed a guy for a Drumstick!
  7. Just as I patted my boob to make sure my parking ticket was in my shirt pocket, I looked up to meet the gaze of a freaked out old lady.
  8. I totally look like I'm eating catfood for lunch because I was too lazy to toast some bread. Mew.
  9. However, I am now completely in love with Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out. Can't get enough of him.
  10. I guess I'm going to live. Just miserably for a while until the new meds kick in.
  11. My friend Sarah: "If he doesn't fix you this time, kick him in his MD balls!"
  12. Going to doctor again this afternoon. This time I will cause a lockdown until I feel better.
  13. STILL SICK.
  14. Not dead yet. Almost done with sinus thing, now I have tummy troubles. Sleeping today.
  15. Glass of lemonade, of course. Glass of lemon. Not-so-good-sounding. Thanks for catching that, Cara.
  16. Enjoying two of my favorite things that remind me of summers from my youth: a cupcake and a glass of lemon with a lemon slice!
  17. Working on a Sunday. Beautiful. New note above my desk says, "A strong focus now creates a different future later." Brilliant or B.S.?
  18. Eating a bowl of cereal with milk purchased at a gas station. Why am I worried about gas station milk? I don't know, but I am.
  19. Today and tomorrow are major "put your nose to the grindstone" days. I can't believe I actually blocked the time to KICK ASS.
  20. Why is my boyfriend David Cook talking about dating?! Uh, hello? I'm YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Also, I am craving McD's snack wraps like crazy.