nevincrain
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Is it possible to get a restraining order against yourself?
5:42 PM Dec 6th
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“Just Say No”, “Just Do It.” Marketing is confusing my dysfunction.
11:49 AM Dec 5th
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If living each moment to the fullest is such good advice why do we frown on instant gratification?
11:44 AM Dec 5th
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Deception and truth forever dance in war, business and love to the ever playing song of personal need.
9:22 PM Dec 2nd
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The key element missing in your communication skills is; Shut the F**k up!!!!
7:07 PM Dec 2nd
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Winters breath offers no comfort to a darkened heart.
6:54 PM Dec 2nd
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@ Nice Napoleon spin, I like it. @ welcome to the mayhem, circus tricks will be performed at a later time.
6:33 PM Nov 29th
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If the weekend is so important why is it so short?
6:20 PM Nov 29th
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Wow my first @ Thank you everyone for justifying my dysfunction. See you in group therapy.
6:25 PM Nov 28th
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I bet I could cut down on my dry cleaning by becoming a porn star.
6:21 PM Nov 28th
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If dysfunction is so bad why does it feel so good?
6:06 PM Nov 28th
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Cheap and easy or difficult and expensive? Is this a trick question?
7:20 PM Nov 27th
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Your voice annoys the hell out of me but your breasts have my attention.
6:49 PM Nov 27th
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I have traded real friends for imaginary ones and I'm still unpopular.
12:12 PM Nov 27th
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My stepmother thinks I need to find a woman more like her. So now I'm looking for an alcoholic, chain smoker that tells me how much I suck.
11:42 AM Nov 27th
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Those that beg for forgiveness are often the ones that find it hard to give.
11:39 AM Nov 27th
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It's not that I don't want to talk with you. It's just that I hate the sound of your voice, text and e-mail.
11:07 AM Nov 27th
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If you would just keep your mouth closed you would be wrong less often.
10:40 AM Nov 27th
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No matter how many times a woman says no. Men will only hear maybe.
10:15 AM Nov 27th
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My genetics have been keeping my age away until this hangover arrived. I am officially old.
10:06 AM Nov 27th
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- Name Nevin Crain
- Location The City, Ca
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio On the verge. Sarcastic inspirational contradictions for business, life and entertainment.
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