neutralizing
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"It's joy. It's ecstasy. There's only one word for this-- it's Bliss." Mind your own jingle, Bliss. You just provided two alternative words.
about 17 hours ago
from txt
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Would you still love me if I wore fuchsia lipstick? I just fell in love with a girl on Tabatha's Salon Takeover. I'm going to bite her look.
7:46 PM Dec 15th
from web
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- If someone looks at you, pretend you are a donkey. Pretend you're lame.
7:43 PM Dec 11th
from TwitPic
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Anne Heche was in I Know What You Did Last Summer.
1:24 PM Dec 10th
from web
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Biz Markie is not in this Radio Shack commercial. No, I won't see. It is not real.
8:28 PM Dec 9th
from txt
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@ / "I mean, I know she's basically fetishizing and identifying herself as the devil, but her contouring looks like shit!"
11:41 AM Dec 9th
from web
in reply to RevDanielJames
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Is that somehow revealing of my neuroses and my priorities? I fear it is.
10:59 AM Dec 9th
from web
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My only beef with the "Bad Romance" video is the make-up design. I wish they would have used less powder products in that unrelenting light.
10:58 AM Dec 9th
from web
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Why do I keep revising my Bill Callahan outfit? There's a huge part of my brain dedicated to processing my endless thoughts about clothes.
12:16 AM Dec 9th
from txt
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I just marched into the bathroom at 12:30 AM and slathered my lips in dark red lipstick. Crushes make me a little bit crazy.
10:21 PM Dec 6th
from web
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I'm in a church for the first time in probably eight years. It's my first time to enter one semi-voluntarily. It's not a happy time.
4:28 PM Dec 4th
from txt
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I'm also certain that Padma Lakshmi is actually my dear friend Leah Giamalva, not so cleverly disguised. I should investigate.
12:38 AM Dec 4th
from txt
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Oh my god, Rachel Dratch is so ugly. She's so charming, but son of a bitch, send it home. Lock it up. Return to sender.
12:36 AM Dec 4th
from txt
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- Sometimes when I feel pretty I like to steal @'s Macbook and Photobooth it up.
11:45 PM Dec 2nd
from TwitPic
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There's a girl in my lit class whose bag is always stuffed with unopened packages. What could she need such frequent shipments of?
11:36 PM Nov 30th
from txt
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@ / The blonde! She seems very nerdy, but lovely. Also, I absolutely loved The Kite Runner, but it was excruciating. Too much.
3:23 PM Nov 30th
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Please, teacher lady. Please stop putting me through The Kite Runner and its offspring media. I don't think my heart can take it.
10:13 AM Nov 30th
from txt
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@ / One of your two favorite people is in my speech class. She's very cute and has a beautiful gray skirt with enormous buttons.
10:08 PM Nov 29th
from web
in reply to huddletwin02
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I see a surprising number of mondo hot midget dudes. I don't quite know what to make of that.
11:34 PM Nov 27th
from txt
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Why is it so hard for me to throw out old Anthropologie catalogues? I mean, they're beautiful but they're worthless.
11:20 PM Nov 27th
from txt
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- Name Alice!
- Location Hattiesburg, MS
- Web http://www.neutra...
- Bio I spend a lot of time getting ready to go out and I'm only fun on xanax.
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