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  1. @corywilkerson my dad was a politician, are you calling him dumb? do you want to make fun of my dead mom too? 6:18 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  2. @corywilkerson run for office! I know a certain machine-generated sketch portrait that will fetch me a lot of money. 6:08 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  3. @corywilkerson laws and sausages. don't watch either be made, it'll just make you sick. 5:56 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  4. @corywilkerson I had that same dream last night! Weird. 7:26 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  5. the staff at the cafe/bakery I go to most days finally gave me my own spot http://yfrog.com/4g86jrj 8:41 AM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  6. Over time, Fleet Foxes insists upon itself. 7:16 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  7. @corywilkerson if match.com & chemistry.com would stop sending me the "connections" of an elderly black man in florida i'd be spamless too. 6:33 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  8. my top albums of 2000s http://antibacterial.blogspot.com (i had to bring back my blog for this) 6:31 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  9. @emilyfrischmann i was Jackson a couple weeks ago. There is a really good asian buffet there too. it's like $7! 7:16 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to emilyfrischmann
  10. @CityWendy "amazing" everything is always fucking amazing. 10:26 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to CityWendy
  11. DO NOT WANT. RT @BrianLimond: I'm your biggest fan: http://bit.ly/6U1uZd (via @mneedham) 5:40 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  12. for my hawkeye friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G1_sTYS14k (via @scribulus) 9:37 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  13. @corywilkerson you really did pick a weird time to start working in an office again. 7:24 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  14. I know I sound like Jason Lee in Mallrats bitching about the kid on the escalator, but, THESE SCHOOLKIDS STILL AREN'T WEARING COATS. 6:31 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  15. @corywilkerson @gihow exacerbated sweaterdresses 7:06 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  16. @BlueSkyInn if you would have said "bacon, egg and cheese scones" I would have braved this crappy weather to come up there. 6:49 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to BlueSkyInn
  17. "who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store" http://is.gd/5g8St 10:27 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  18. the only time i eat fruit is when it's a garnish 8:15 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  19. @corywilkerson yep. lovely winter walk. 7:35 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to corywilkerson
  20. hot coffee, big window, snowy day. this ain't too bad. 7:29 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie