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  1. Hey NY Senate: what's your major malfunction? Grow the hell up already. RT @ondeadline http://bit.ly/4CIXIk 3:56 PM Dec 2nd from web
  2. RT @chuckerpated 900 Greyhounds to be *adopted or euthanized* on Dec 31st as racetrack closes: http://bit.ly/2gWfim Pls share and/or adopt! 10:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  3. Man oh man i hate giving bad news to good people. 5:51 AM Sep 15th from txt
  4. Left the house with 1 penguin, returned with none. It's been real, Willy. Knock 'em dead out there. 3:22 PM Aug 29th from txt
  5. Why is it that the only time i DON'T get a bat-outta-hell cabbie is when i'm actually in a hurry? STEP ON IT, bitch! 6:30 PM Aug 5th from txt
  6. Just realized I've been conditioned to mistrust nature. 9:43 AM Jul 5th from txt
  7. Met a dude dressed in steampunk waiting for the L. Turns out he works as a pirate at Navy Pier. "Pretty cool gig. Get to say Yarr! A lot!" 6:18 AM Jul 1st from txt
  8. RT @chuckerpated *ISAC is hiring* 5 positions: Web Production Mgr, Graphic Designer, Writer, PR Specialist & Content Mgr http://tr.im/oItm 10:25 AM Jun 17th from web
  9. Despite the extremely rude, disillusioned, self-involved hipster crowd, Flosstradamus is absolutely killing with a stellar set at Do Div ... 9:16 PM May 30th from web
  10. New blog (finally!) on Urban-Etiquette: Babies at the Movies http://tr.im/mUza thx to @twoname for the idea! 1:16 PM May 30th from web
  11. @adickel your #3wordsaftersex was effing hilarious!! 6:35 PM May 27th from web in reply to adickel
  12. RT @AngryCat @chuckerpated Bank ofAmerica hiring for 20 financial jobs in Chicago & Dallas, temp through 2010 & full-time. DM for details! 6:30 PM May 27th from web
  13. About to check out some Second City comedy for the first time... 9:42 PM May 23rd from txt
  14. @s_foy oooh, where? Heh. Sasquash action. 5:05 PM May 19th from txt
  15. Intelligentsia rocks my effing world. Hot Damn. 9:43 AM May 17th from txt
  16. @LCinChicago i would...IF i had an iPhone! 3:56 PM May 14th from txt
  17. I find it utterly hilarious that I found out about #starwarsday via twitter's trending topics. Yaay sci-fi lisp day! 7:57 AM May 4th from web
  18. @MonteAtMoniker dude try writing to Comcast here on Twitter. Apparently they have a guy who monitors customer service issues here... 1:32 PM May 2nd from txt
  19. RT @fireland I told this chick I was gonna rock her Casbah and she called Homeland Security!!! Just kidding I am terrified of women. 2:54 PM May 1st from txt
  20. Stop kn0thing 5:13 PM Apr 30th from txt