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  1. How a 40,000+ Employee Company Trains its Employees on Social Media http://bit.ly/6hRs9d
  2. 5 Ways We Took Control of Our Business Destiny Through Search http://bit.ly/6Qjhzr
  3. Facebook Testing New URL Shortener, fb.me http://bit.ly/7CU6sZ
  4. Danke! Twitter Rolls Out German Version http://bit.ly/5WKIv5
  5. Why didn't George Washington need a bed? He would not lie.
  6. Some of the comedic questions: "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"
  7. Why Do People Have The Process Of Marketing Backwards? Check This Video out. http://bit.ly/89bd3B
  8. What was the colonists' favorite tea? Liberty.
  9. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT
  10. Know why most people are failing to succeed online? Find out here -> http://bit.ly/4FhQyA
  11. There's two muffins in the oven. One says "Man! Its burning up in here!" The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!"
  12. When do knights arrive for sporting events? Joust in time.
  13. Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
  14. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
  15. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
  16. When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks!
  17. "How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller."Well, when I'm home I'm five, when I'm in school I'm six, and when I'm on the cars I'm four."
  18. Some of the comedic questions: "If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?"
  19. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."
  20. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.